I hate life.

[Just Kevin]

Bitch, I will get Sharkeisha and she will not be having it when she hear you be stealing peoples shit. you best give dem back to me right now, hoe. I ain't playing no hoolie doolie shit. Hand em over!

*sneaks up behind Butters and smashes glass upside head* Yeah bitch now what?! Caught you slipping!

 

[Solid Snake]

Bitch, I will get Sharkeisha and she will not be having it when she hear you be stealing peoples shit. you best give dem back to me right now, hoe. I ain't playing no hoolie doolie shit. Hand em over!

Dis some bull! You a triflin ass paranoid ratchet trick!

 

[Butters!]

SOMEONE CALL SHARKEISHA TO DEAL WITH THIS HOE WHO SNEAK ATTACKS!

 

[Just Kevin]

SOMEONE CALL SHARKEISHA TO DEAL WITH THIS HOE WHO SNEAK ATTACKS!

Bring Sharkeisha, Arnesha, Bathesda, all them bitches... they ain't got nothing on me!

 

[seabs]

I have no idea what's going on.

 

[Solid Snake]

I have no idea what's going on.

Cat fight ity:

 

[seabs]

Pussy.

 

[Butters!]

I have no idea what's going on.

LOL.

 

[Solid Snake]

Pussy.

Your inner-crayo is showing.

 

[seabs]

Your inner-crayo is showing.

I'm usually inside him.

 

[Solid Snake]

I'm usually inside him.

TO THE CLOSET WITH YOU!

 

[Solid Snake]

also lolol crayo's the woman

 

[Mean Smark Callous]

So I'm at mine on my phone. My plan yesterday was watch my newly bought season three of game of thrones. Arrived here yesterday night and my xbox 360 turns heel on me. Obviously mad at the amount of time I've been spending with the xbox one. It gives me the open tray error when watching dvds, but plays games fine.

My reaction: fuck you. So I drive up to mums where she's painting the floor just in time for me to be able to grab my xbox one and bring it back to mine. That was my only shot. I come home all happy and like fuck you 360, I'll use your superior to watch my favourite show. The xbox one, obviously feeling sorry for its mentor, decides to tell me that I haven't downloaded the FUCKING APP that allows me to watch dvds. YEP YOU NEED AN APP!! So I can't watch game of thrones as I have no Internet here to download that shitty app. Fifa career mode plus terribly slow phone Internet it is.

Sympathy please.

one of many reasons i won't be buying an xbox one. and lol @ "my xbox 360 turns heel on me"

 

[Swift]

Solution: Kill yourself

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