Hulk Hogan is potentially joining Scientology

[Sky]

Is Hulk Hogan being wooed by Scientology?

Does Scientology have their clutches on their next big celebrity recruit?

torontosun.com

Didn't know if there was a thread for this but... Yikes.

 

[Deezy]

No different than him being any other religeon, all crooked, all made up and all about money and power.

And if Hogan is considered "their biggest recruit since Tom Cruise".....RIP Scientology

Also....do the Bucs have ties to Scientology? Shahid and Tony believe in Xenu?

 

[O-Blaze]

No different than him being any other religeon, all crooked, all made up and all about money and power.

And if Hogan is considered "their biggest recruit since Tom Cruise".....RIP Scientology

Also....do the Bucs have ties to Scientology? Shahid and Tony believe in Xenu?

What does the Bucs have to do with Tony and his father?

 

[Deezy]

What does the Bucs have to do with Tony and his father?

Oh yeah, they the Jaguars.

why the fuck Florida get so many teams?

 

[O-Blaze]

Oh yeah, they the Jaguars.

why the fuck Florida get so many teams?

Cause Jacksonville, Tampa, and Miami all are pretty major cities to be fair.

 

[Deezy]

Tom Brady dabble in Hubbards cupboard?

 

[Chris]

It just speaks to him, brother

 

[Alexa]

I want a Hulk Scientology gimmick now

 

[Deezy]

If you think about it.....his 80s promos made as much sense as Scientologies origin story.

 

[O-Blaze]

I want a Hulk Scientology gimmick now

I wonder….

 

[Alexa]

I wonder….

Would be a great idea for a fed character, lo

 

[Tremendez]

If you think about it.....his 80s promos made as much sense as Scientologies origin story.

I of course think Scientology sounds like a whole bunch of hocus-pocus nonsense but it always giggles me when people try to talk about their stories being so much worse than talking snakes people living to be 900 giant floods that took out the entire earth so a dude had to and was able to pack two of every animal on a boat to save their species etc.

The only thing worse about their stories is the use of nuclear weapons thousands of years before their invention and using them to blow up ghosts in a volcano or whatever that story is. That’s wild.

 

[Rosie]

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BROTHER! I GOT THE POWER OF ZENU RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS DUDE! HE IS A TRUE AMERICAN AND A TRUE HULKAMANIAC, BROTHER! WE WILL RIDE HIS SPACE SHIP TOGETHER DUDES TO FLY TO OUR NEW HOME WORLD AND DROP THE LEG ON ALL THOSE ALIENS WHO DARE DEFY HULKAMANIA DUDE! BECAUSE WHAT'CHA GONNA DO WHEN SCIENTOLOGY RUNS WILD ON YOU!?

 

[Alexa]

I of course think Scientology sounds like a whole bunch of hocus-pocus nonsense but it always giggles me when people try to talk about their stories being so much worse than talking snakes people living to be 900 giant floods that took out the entire earth so a dude had to and was able to pack two of every animal on a boat to save their species etc.

The only thing worse about their stories is the use of nuclear weapons thousands of years before their invention and using them to blow up ghosts in a volcano or whatever that story is. That’s wild.

Mean, we all know the one true Lord is the Flying Spaghetti Monster

 

[Rosie]

Mean, we all know the one true Lord is the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Ah, I see you too have been touched by his noodle-y appendage. One day, we will bring Spaghetti back to the holiday menu.