How Would You Murder Me?

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How would you "off-me"?

  • Chop Yo Dick Off...

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  • Take a Chainsaw 2 yo-pussy!

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  • Put so much cum in yo-mouth you drown

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  • Rip Yo Nipples off...

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  • Tickle a Pickle...

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  • Slap a Lap of (?...)

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  • I ain't "off'ing" you man...(pussy!)

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  • Put AIDS in yo-cereal..

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  • have kassidy "fish-net" you...

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  • whack off into Jake's Cake?

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KenFan4life

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translate that "jizz-russian shit" into what we Ni'ggers call "AMERICAN" ...ya-heard?!

(bitchslaps T-I-O)
 

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ban you from viewing the HIAT section :shifty:

but seriously, you are :love: one of a kind.

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KenFan4life

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by the way...speaking of torture..

anyone else see that guy get his dick ripped off on that "Hostel2" film?



thats some striaght up larry the antenna guy shit...(something he'd do, GeT-R-Dunoe!)
 

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translate that "jizz-russian shit" into what we Ni'ggers call "AMERICAN" ...ya-heard?!

(bitchslaps T-I-O)

the thread is, how would you kill kenfan...
bend over and get anal fucked by a bull, if you are alive after that, don't worry i'll finish you.
 

KenFan4life

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Well That Can't Kill Me...


cuz I'd like...


Lube Up beforehand and no-sell that bull-weiner...


NO-Sell it with my BEAR-HANDS!!!


MOrhahahahahahahahahah!!!


then...


I'd karate-snap yo dick in half ...Jet-VanDam-Lee-Segal Style...


("everybody was kung-fu fighting" tunes kick in)