How Would You Murder Me?

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How would you "off-me"?

  • Chop Yo Dick Off...

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  • Take a Chainsaw 2 yo-pussy!

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  • Put so much cum in yo-mouth you drown

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Rip Yo Nipples off...

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Tickle a Pickle...

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  • Slap a Lap of (?...)

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  • I ain't "off'ing" you man...(pussy!)

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  • Put AIDS in yo-cereal..

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  • have kassidy "fish-net" you...

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • whack off into Jake's Cake?

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KenFan4life

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:59: Na-Ha-Na-Ha-Ka-Ka-Na-Na-Da-Ha...you're never going to catch my camuel-cum...


:group: unless of course ...you ni'ggers think you can jizz straight!!!


but then I'll whip out my lighter and burn yo-skin off and melt it so I can turn you ni'ggers into Free OIL!!!:shit:

For ME to use so I can beCUM rich with oil money...


and I can swim in it and be like "HAHAHA!!!:59: "


while some whale points its flipper-floppy cock and slaps yo ass across the face and pokes yo-eye out resulting in yo ass looking like this ni'gga penis-pussy-pirate named :chris: ...."chris?"

wtf...


well either way...


:death_2: <Lynch Them DAMN NI'gger QUEERS!!!

and CHOP THEIR DICKS OFF AND USE THE MEAT AS SAUSAGE SO WE CAN FEED THE PIGS OF AMERICA!!!!!!


*Morahahahhahahaha!!!!/evil laugh*




I Shall Peel The Sky like a Potatoe and reveal just exactly how the world truley is...you'll see that I can CUM!!!....That I can Shine with my whiney-ni'gga jive-jizz...I SHALL ...I SHALL!!!...I SHALL Run Down The Halls...but They'll lead me to nowhere....I am Stuck in my Ni'gga mind and can't escape...that is unless of course that you Rip My Nipples off with yo-teeth...and if on that day was or is to occur then maybe...just maybe....definatley maybe....you can be my baby...and help me join an aaby in a church....The KenFan-Church of CUM that is....
and we shall all bow 2 tha-wow...of a blow-job....
kid rock can bow wit' da' bow...but we'll jizz like a fizzle on a nizzle ya-all...ya-heard?!
cuz if not...then we can ban my black ass and send me packing...only to realize that I be macking.....macking in the Girl-Geed that is with my poonging stick of course.......and that you ni'gger nerds will have no-no-no-no-no-no-no-NO-NO-NO-NO-Fucking-NO Choice but to bring my black ass back in style by popular penis-dick demand that is...
cuz I can make you cruel ...I can make you crawl in my weiner wall with a full blast of cum.....Swim in a pool of pussy...and see if you can wonder down the pondering' of possiblities of creating as much catchphrases such as myself...and try to top that with a pop by creating the new and improved intense-sexual position known as "Camuel Cum!"
Its sex...soooo-GOOOD!!!...That it'll make you cum so hard that it can only be compared to a "CAMUEL's CUM"...
Cum so massive...so meaty...so manly...that it'll make the earth shake and stutter in fear....fear of yo ear....Yo Ear Shall hear the Day that the Village that pillaged that viagra from yo-dresser drawer in yo-hospital bed of diapers.....So Strap Yo Titties to a Trap and lock in yo cock and bundle with ted bundy as we begin to ascend into thee-world of which you have no business in, other then to....





"KILL ME...."


(dun-dun-dun!!!!!)
:huh:
 

Famou$ 187

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That's usually works I me posting it means that I said it.
 

KenFan4life

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so far the popular vote is "whacking off into Jake's Cake"


hurr-hurr-hurr...


good thing yo-homo-homiez ain't got no knowledge of who this "JAKE" Kid really is...

(tehe)
 

Qwake

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^ you being alive is torture enough :shifty:

Why would you all wanna kill JAKE?
 

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Ha-Ha!


I ka-tricked you all...


for those of whom who have voted...

got like.."Wire-tapped" cuz my Home-Bro Morgan Freemen got tha-hook-ups and like..

we spied on you bitches..

so that means that "No Ni'gger for Old Man" guy assasin-academey award villian ni'gga will GET'YOU!!!