How To Be Like Rell (10 Simple Rules)

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the dark knight

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Rule 11- You have to get a hard-on every time Kaedon makes a post.
Rule 12- Make multiple threads about Kaedon

13- do nothing but talk to aussies on msn/shitbox
14- only post in hiat
15- neg rep TDK


yes rell, im bored and kaedon doesn't interest me anymore. need someone new to pick on...IM COMIN TO GETCHUU!!
 

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You know where to find me...

btw do you know what a contradiction is? Go look at the General section, sports section, TNA, ROH, and Indy sections, and tell me where who posted the latest replies. I guess all 1,171 of my post are in HIAT (even though post count is turned off)

Only talk to Aussies on MSN, well you must be blind because its obvious I'm never on msn. You might want to find a helpless guy like Mat to pick on because trust me, I'm no pushover...

And I welcome neg rep, look at my user title :laugh:

I will e-body you.
 

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Keeping tabs on me huh? I thought I was supposed to be your fan, why do you continue to read my material? I think we have another Rell In Training. Follow rule 1-10 and you will be me in no time :08:

Actually I go through the forum once in while searching for my name just to see what pops up. I'm not the one making threads about you or mentioning you every other chance I get. Now seriously, stop trying to get with me. :smileysex5: I don't really think black women are that attractive so your hairy pimply ass is definitely out. And the only reason I know that is because thats what Reinvented said it was like when you were tea-bagging him last night :bat_angel:
 

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I love Kaedon he reminds me of a song.

Artist: CB4 (Daddy-O, Hi-C)
Song: Sweat of My Balls
[Hi-C]
For the ladies, a hundred-thirty pounds of beef, yeah
Chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth
Swingin with this here stud, you need practice
I'm leavin used rubbers on the mattress
[Daddy-O]
When I'm with my homies, we're rollin
Can't love a car unless it's stolen
Don't ask me what the price is,
but it's more than pussy tickle devices
[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]
(And you can fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!
("What's the matter Mr. Jones?"
"Well I'm ashamed of the way you're playing!")
[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
And we come fully equipped
With a bad attitude and a hard ass [censored]
[Daddy-O]
For demonstrations, watch us slam her
Steady poundin' like a jackhammer
[Hi-C]
One sword edge you can't cop out
We're poundin you down 'til your eyeballs pop out!
[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
We're not your ordinary players [scratch]
[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]
(And she'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(She'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!!!
(Puh-puh-paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
[Hi-C]
Ahhh, check check check it out yo
Get a grip on the headboard and hold on to it
or get sent right through it
[Daddy-O]
BITCH! I'm bite ya [censored] the way that I'm lickin 'em
Won't be gentle the way that I'm stickin 'em
I do a damn good job
and bitches on my dick like a human shish-ka-bob
[Hi-C]
Hey [woof] CB4 is fly
So grab them ankles, throw your [woof] in the sky
[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]
(And fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
 

the dark knight

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You know where to find me...

btw do you know what a contradiction is? Go look at the General section, sports section, TNA, ROH, and Indy sections, and tell me where who posted the latest replies. I guess all 1,171 of my post are in HIAT (even though post count is turned off)

Only talk to Aussies on MSN, well you must be blind because its obvious I'm never on msn. You might want to find a helpless guy like Mat to pick on because trust me, I'm no pushover...

And I welcome neg rep, look at my user title :laugh:

I will e-body you.

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Rell

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A gif and a user name...see a difference?

clap, clap, clap
 

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[Spinderella cut it up one time!
Hit me Come on]
CHORUS
Let's talk about sex baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex for now to the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy avoid or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin
CHORUS
Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop
She use what she got to get whatever she don't got
Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human
The chick was a hit because her body was boomin'
Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds
Nothin' she ever wore was ever common
Her dates heads of state, men of taste
Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her to get with
Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list
And believe me, you, it's as good as true
There ain't a man alive that she couldn't get next to
She had it all in the bag so she should have been glad
But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad
Thinkin' about the things that she never had
No love, just sex, followed next with a check and a note
That last night was dope
Let's talk about sex, baby (sing it)
Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex (come on)
Let's talk about sex (do it)
Let's talk about sex (uh-huh)
Let's talk about sex
Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out
Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about sex, all right
(repeat)
[Yo, Pep, I don't think they're gonna play this on the radio
And why not? Everybody has sex
I mean, everybody should be makin' love
Come on, how many guys you know make love?]
CHORUS