How long is KIF gonna live?

[Kiffy Lube]

Simple, just how long do ya think I have left considerin' my lifestyle. Will it I make to the 80s like most of my other Family members who were just as unhealthy as me? What do y'all think?

 

[Chris]

I'll give ya until about 68

 

[Marty McFourth]

Tonight

 

[Deezy]

You'll live for as long as I let you.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I guess I added a couple years when stopped hittin' on ya.

 

[Moon Bird]

This year. I'll make sure of it...

 

[Kiffy Lube]

You got a problem with me, Pain?

 

[Moon Bird]

You got a problem with me, Pain?

You asked the question, I made my bet, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna lose!

I said this year. So it's this year.

Sorry but that's just how it is.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Well, we will see, Pain.

Might as well make all the winners apart of my Will. Can Princess Rose make that bindin'?

 

[Vegeta]

Did I not tell you this already before

 

[CakeWalker]

Long enough to sell all his cars and vote Democrat

 

[Kiffy Lube]

It is nice to see people think and hope I'll have a long life. And not that ain't happenin' Juice.

 

[CakeWalker]

2 months ago you thought you would be a three time bowl champion and still be using Dog Pile.

Change is inevitable.

 

[Death By Looch]

I'll give ya until about 68

That just seems mean, to give him just until right before he reaches the magical 69.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Losin' this bowl championship probably did take 2 years off my life.