Home Alone

[C4]

I run around naked in the house and spread teh jizz everywhere.

It's fun.

 

[Kizza]

While striking your dick I guess.

 

[Beer Money Army]

usually when i am home alone, i get into the parents alcohol before mine...

but while i did drugs i use to smoke pot around the house....

 

[C4]

While striking your dick I guess.

It has the unique sensation.

 

[Millzy Pt. 2]

When I'm home alone, I usually just pop in some DVD's for a little movie marathon before my parents get back home. Or I just do schoolwork ahead of time from everybody else to get a head start, and then just go on the computer.

If it's a boring night, I text people on my phone randomly to keep me occupied, lift weights, play video games, and then just take some short naps.

Being home alone and horny as fuck at the same time sucks so much ass though.

 

[KenFan4life]

^ever think 'bout rubbin' ya-puss for daddy's black smooth grubby weiner dog?

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

I jack off

 

[Moonlight Drive]

I'm sure you can figure it out.

 

[Australian Badass]

any of the stuff i would do if they were home LOL..i have nothing to hide

 

[seX-Power]

Being home alone and horny as fuck at the same time sucks so much ass though.

This is why God gave us 'hands'.

And to answer the question:

I sex myself with my hands repeatedly in front of the computer.

 

[Airfixx]

What with ordinarily having privacy AND a bedroom door, a 'hand-shandy' isn't the first thing that springs to mind However....



First step..... Get naked... After that, in the immortal words of Scarface "The world is MINE.... ALL MINE!".

 

[KenFan4life]

Hand Shandy?

 

[Kizza]

Shane shoves tampons in his ass imo.