Scared Straight
March 7, 2008
TJ Hooker vs Scorpio Sky and Ronin - DDT4 Qualifying Series
The start of potentially the last night of the DDT4 Qualifying Series. Surprisingly, despite the fact that these are the two makeshift teams, it's also the most enjoyable match yet. Ronin and Scorpio showed a lot of solid tag team skills. After a while, Scorpio had his knee worked over by Bomberry and Perkins. The big development coming out of the match is that TJ Perkins is acting like a heel. Hook has lured him to the dark side~! This only further cements their place as the best team in the tournament. As it should be, Perkins change of attitude plays into the finish of the match. After a ref bump, Ronin nails his DVD on Bomberry. Thinking quick, Perkins grabs a chair and throws it to Ronin. Reviving the referee, TJP manages to convince the referee that Ronin used the chair to hit Bomberry. With that, TJ Hooker wins their second match together. It may have been a little clunky near the end, but there was some great limb work and a bigger story.
3 Stars.
Roderick Strong vs Claudio Castagnoli
First (And only?) time meeting in PWG. I'm sure they've wrestled loads in ROH, but nothing is springing to mind. This would be the chops vs European Uppercuts match. Early on, Claudio showed off his new heel attitude by hitting Strong with some chops and then running off. After a little chasing, the match settled into a calm, casual and uneventful bout where Strong lit Claudio up with chops and Claudio fired back with some European Uppercuts. Claudio cleanly win with one Ricola Bomb. Overall, this was an unexpectedly undercard-y match. Definitely fun, but when you have Strong vs Claudio, you expect something...bigger? Instead, we get a nine minute undercard match.
2 3/4 Stars.
The Young Bucks vs Los Luchas - DDT4 Qualifying Series
A rematch from night 1 of BOLA 2007. As you can probably guess, the match was full of SPOTZ and MOVEZ~! I can't say it interested me much as there wasn't any depth to the match. Little selling, plenty of cooperation and not much of a story. Los Luchas tried to add some sort of a story by playing tweeners to show how much the match meant, but it didn't help much. Sadly, the camera misses some of the biggest dives of the match. Still, if you're a fan of crazy spot based matches, you'll probably enjoy this more than I did. After a double 360 splash by a Los Lucha and Young Buck (Double pin~!), TJ Hooker ran out to attack both teams to cause the double DQ. Or at least I think it's a double. DQ. On commentary, Dino Winwood voices his displeasure over having to come into the office tomorrow morning to sort out all of this madness. The TJ Hooker (Especially Perkins) involvement in the match was the most appealing thing for me.
2 1/4 Stars.
Necro Butcher vs Eddie Kingston
So it's Hero's #1 buddy against Human Tornado's #2 buddy. As always, this is held under Necro Butcher rules, which means plenty of outside of the ring crowd brawling and weapon use. Listening to the commentary added some fun to the match as Excalibur and Dino Winwood went crazy in pleading to Kingston and Necro not to slam each other onto the tables with all of the expensive video equipment. During all of this chaos, you saw a Necro Tiger Driver on the stage, a Kingston suplex from the stage to the floor (Covered in chairs) and a Kingston Ace Crusher on a couple of open chairs. Sure, the action wasn't always pretty, but it was definately fun. For wrestling, you always want fun. As Necro has the match won, Human Tornado ran out to pull Rick Knox out of the ring. With Tornado distracting Necro, Kingston is able to roll Necro up for the cheap victory. After the match, Tornado continued the assault on Necro until Necro made his own save. Tornado ran off, but Kingston was laid out with a chair shot. Enjoyable hardcore match that meant something due to being yet another chapter in the Hero/Tornado feud. Good stuff.
3 1/4 Stars.
Before the next match (And off camera), it's announced that Eddie Kingston and Claudio Castagnoli will face the Dynasty at the next show in a DDT4 Qualifying Match. IF the Dynasty retain their titles tonight, that match will also be for the PWG tag team titles.
The Dynasty (c) w/Jade Chung vs The Briscoes - PWG Tag Titles
Eddie Kingston joined Excalibur at the commentary booth shaped like a table. Kingston asks one of the most logical questions ever asked in pro wrestling. "Why do you keep booking the Briscoes if they keep no showing?" This continues the Dynasty's tag title reign of facing the best teams in indy wrestling. They had already defeated the future top team in PWG (Young Bucks) and the current top team in CHIKARA (Incoherence). So now it's time for ROH's top team (And tag champions again in April 2008) in the Briscoes. The match went down as the Briscoes looked great as individuals, including a great hot tag to Mark, but the Dynasty stayed in the match due to their superior tag skills. There were a ton of super kicks for a match without the Young Bucks. Everything built up to the Briscoes having the match won with a springboard Doomsday Device to Joey. However, with the referee distracted by Claudio Castagnoli, Kingston left the commentary position and laid Jay out with a backdrop driver. Kingston would pull Joey on top of Jay to allow the Dynasty to retain the titles. It was a little sloppy at times and the referee turned around too early and saw Kingston's involvement, but it's still a fairly good tag title defense that was loaded with story for the finish.
3 Stars.
After the match, Kingston and Claudio attacks the Briscoes and The Dynasty. Kingston got on the mic and made it clear to the Briscoes that it wasn't personal. They interfered to keep the titles around the Dynasty's waists so that they could win the titles at the next show. Before leaving, Kingston mocks an "Arabian looking guy" with pleas to the fan to not blow up the building.
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In a rare backstage promo, Jack Evans talks about Human Tornado injuring him in Dragon Gate. The injury forced Evans out of action for two months and poor Jack had to work at Little Caesars to pay the bills. A serious Jack wants revenge. If you want to see the effects of Evans' broken face courtesy of Tornado, click on the spoiler below:
Human Tornado (c) vs Jack Evans - PWG World Title
What you have here is a rare opportunity to see a serious Jack Evans. Evans begins the match by showing a lot of aggression and targeting the face of Tornado. In fact, most of the match is built around attacks on the face by both guys. Excalibur and Dino Winwood talk about how risky it is for every shot Evans takes in the face and you somehow have this awesome story between two normally non-serious guys. Despite the initial advantage due to his intensity, Evans ends up on the defense for the majority of the match due to Tornado's shots to his face. Evans tried to make a comeback, but Tornado rolled out of the way of a 630 Splash. The ending is kind of perfect too as Tornado finally lands that perfect kick to Evans' face as a call back to how it was broken in the first place. Tornado then cleanly pins Evans following DND. So you had a story of the match, but also the sense to build Tornado up with the dominant win so that he's not a fluke champion. Pretty great stuff all around. The layers made this match even better than Jack's title shot against Bryan Danielson.
3 1/2 Stars.
After the match, Tornado attacks Evans' face again with a drop kick (Using the belt). Tornado continues the attack until Necro Butcher runs out for the save. Necro punches out Tornado, but Claudio and Kingston saves Tornado from any more punishment. Necro raises Tornado's PWG Title above his head to make the unofficial challenge for the next show. Tornado vs Necro in 2 weeks!
Overall
Clocking in at just an hour and a half, I'd be shocked if Scared Straight isn't PWG's shortest show. This fact makes the time length of Claudio vs Strong even more bizarre. Even odder is checking the announced card and learning that everyone showed up. So for whatever reason, PWG decided to maintain a really short show. One of the things I love about PWG is that they don't feel the need to stretch their shows to three hours. A two hour show of quality matches that doesn't feature matches that goes too long can be a lot more appealing than a three hour show where you'll have to endure overly long matches and some lame undercard bouts. Yet, even I feel a little ripped off with a 90 minute show. Despite this issue, PWG did a rare and amazing thing. Every match meant something in terms of storyline. Whether it's showing the new attitude of TJ Perkins or doing some B advancement for the Tornado/Hero match, there's a reason for everything. If you look at Claudio's short and clean victory over Roderick Strong as an attempt to build him up for a future tag title shot, even that had a purpose. Try and find a post 2009 show was so storyline driven. Yet, this is 2008 we're talking about. So it doesn't matter how much effort PWG puts into their storylines. Necro Butcher and Eddie Kingston would no-show the next event, thus ruining the two scheduled title matches. You almost can't blame PWG for their lack of angles in their modern days when they can't rely on anyone. Action wise, the show is on par with ¡Dia De Los Dangerous! (Plenty of good matches, but nothing great), but is below average compared to All Star Weekend 6 and Pearl Habra. At this point in time, Human Tornado has a death grip on the PWG MVP of 2008. Looking at the remaining portion of the year, the only way he could fail at being PWG's MVP of 2008 is if he gets hurt. :shifty: Due to the length of the show, I wouldn't say it's worth the regular 15 dollar price tag. Yet, you can pay
$7.99 to buy a legal download of the show from Highspots, which is definitely worth it.
Worth Checking Out
TJ Hooker vs Ronin and Scorpio Sky (For Perkins' heel turn)
Necro Butcher vs Eddie Kingston
Human Tornado vs Jack Evans
Avoid
N/A