Hey!

[Mike.]

mark impossible

 

[mark_htfc]

Are you both legal?

 

[Mike.]

I want sex with her... what should i do?

Have you hung out with her?

 

[Matt]

no i was thinking of just offering her to make me a sandwich and then we just have sex cause sandwich making makes girls horny?

 

[Mike.]

lol no, just hit her up on fb and get her number.. text her and tell her shes pretty

 

[Matt]

but shes ugly?

 

[Mike.]

lmfao but if you wanna have sex with her give her compliments

 

[Matt]

you like pokemon? :boss1:

 

[Mike.]

no, never played it when i was a kid either

 

[mark_htfc]

lmfao but if you wanna have sex with her give her compliments

Forget compliments, he just needs to tell her he wants to have sex :haha:, or play the virgin and say you'd lover her to be your first etc.

 

[Matt]

(insert arbitrary comment on how you have no childhood) :boss1:


What you do as a kid then :boss1:

 

[Mike.]

(insert arbitrary comment on how you have no childhood) :boss1:


What you do as a kid then :boss1:

ride my bike and hang out with my friends and playstation

 

[Matt]

N64 was better :boss1:

 

[Mike.]

i did play n64 with my older cousin when i went over

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Forget compliments, he just needs to tell her he wants to have sex :haha:, or play the virgin and say you'd lover her to be your first etc.

lmfao the virgin card

 

[Matt]

I want some apple pie :boss1: