Hard Rock/Heavy Metal thread

[Kuolema]

Check this out

Sounds nice :

 

[Swift]

''hurr durr selloutica''
''lol they were the biggest band in the world in the 80's''
''JUST BECAUSE THEY SUCKED DICKS''
''MUSTAINE SUCKED HETFIELDS DICK!!!''
''YOUR MOM SUCKED MY DICK LAST NIGHT!!!!!!''
''YOUR DAD SUCKED MINE THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!''
''YOUR DOG IS SUCKING MINE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!''
''I DONT EVEN HAVE A DOG!!!!!!!!!''
''WELL WHO'S IS THIS FUCKING DOG????!!!!!!''
''DUNNO BUT MEGADETH STILL SUCKS!!!!!!!!!''

Youtube "Metal" kids can :gtfo:

Fucking annoying. THIZ IS BETTUR THAN METALKOR!!

 

[Kuolema]

Youtube "Metal" kids can :gtfo:

Fucking annoying. THIZ IS BETTUR THAN METALKOR!!

Sucks so much that in EVERY Mayhem vid theres an argument over whos the best vocalist.
''erhmagerd maniac ftw''
''lolno attila is trve kvlt''
''fuq u ded iz best''
''fgith me url faget''

Same in all CC vids. I myself prefer Barnes but i dont go around all CC vids to spread my opinions and shit on everyone elses.
(inb4 ''CORPSEGRINDER RAPES BARNES YOU FUCKING POSER'' :urm

 

[Swift]

Sucks so much that in EVERY Mayhem vid theres an argument over whos the best vocalist.
''erhmagerd maniac ftw''
''lolno attila is trve kvlt''
''fuq u ded iz best''
''fgith me url faget''

Same in all CC vids. I myself prefer Barnes but i dont go around all CC vids to spread my opinions and shit on everyone elses.
(inb4 ''CORPSEGRINDER RAPES BARNES YOU FUCKING POSER'' :urm

Yeah, dude. I hate that type of shit. Also "BETTER THAN BEIBER LOL" "GAGA SUX THIS IS REAL MUSIC!"... uh who gives a shit? This is the type of shit that gives Metal fans a bad name :facepalm:

 

[Kuolema]

Same with ''HURR DURR I'M CHRISTIAN (religious, not the wrestler) AND I LISTEN TO SLAYER'' About 90% dont give a fuck and the rest are usually some ''TRVE KVLT SATANISTS'' who bash the shit out of him and his religion.

But i do admit that its kinda strange to a Christian to listen to Deicide. For example:

 

[Swift]

Yeah it kind of is. Also, I'm not a fan of Christians or Christianity (for the most part, there are some cool people), but I don't bash religions- any chance I get. "TAKE THAT CHRISTIAN BUTTHOLESS!!"

 

[Kuolema]

Yeah. Religion is cancer but i'm still not going into every religious vid to promote my ideology.

Btw i just thought about how people would react if i'd go into a christian black metal vid ''I'm a satanist/atheist/anti-religious but i love this band''.

''LOL BURN IN HELL LUCIFERS BASTARD JESUS FTW''

And also... Christian black metal... just... :dafuq:

 

[Swift]

Hahaha you should do it :

 

[Kuolema]

Lolno they'd probably beat me with their crosses :urm: xd.

I just dont understand how still in 2013 people worship a dead jew on a stick :dafuq: Yeah i understand it may bring a feeling of being safety or something for an individual, but when you mix that shit up with goverments, wars etc. (like in the middle east) it just doesnt work.

''HURR DURR I MUST KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU WORSHIP ANOTHER KIND OF GOD, BECAUSE IT SAYS SO IN OUR RELIGION OF PEACE''

 

[Swift]

Shit's Blue. Only Satan is real :

 

[Kuolema]

Shit's Blue. Only Satan is real :

Lol i like the fact that there's been killed more people in the name of God/Jesus/Allah/addsomeanothergodhere than in the name of Satan.

''Yea God loves everyone... except pagans, muslims, buddhists, atheist... well everyone who doesnt worship him... so yeah he kinda loves everyone''

 

[Swift]

Listening to Demigod : :

 

[Kuolema]

Listening to Demigod : :

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[Kuolema]

''Consumed bodies to the depths
Awakened souls dwell all
Arising sinister dawn
Awake the eternal

The world of lost existence
Perpetual, obscure kingdom
Illusion of paradise is lost
Entering of the dead has begun''

 

[Swift]

dat intro

 

[Kuolema]

Dat 7 and a half minutes in death metal heaven :