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The scene opens up with Brandon Roberts standing in the middle of Downtown Toronto, standing under a big Canadian Flag with a smile on his face as he begins to speak.
"Happy Canada Day, from the greatest Canadian to ever live. I'm just checking in to tell you all that soon, I will be back in America, so all you fans dying to see me, dying to meet me. Soon you'll be able to have your wish. But of course at a safe distance. Remember six feet you dirty, lowdown Americans. Also, make sure you wear a mask, because I'm not risking my health so you can get an autograph and see it on eBay, or Craigslist. "
Smiling he then raised a cup of Tim Hortons coffee.
"So from me, to you, have a great Canada Day, and remember when you need a man to look up to, a real leader, look up North to Canada, and look up to Brandon Roberts. Because we all know that your leadership in America is doomed for years to come."
"Happy Canada Day, from the greatest Canadian to ever live. I'm just checking in to tell you all that soon, I will be back in America, so all you fans dying to see me, dying to meet me. Soon you'll be able to have your wish. But of course at a safe distance. Remember six feet you dirty, lowdown Americans. Also, make sure you wear a mask, because I'm not risking my health so you can get an autograph and see it on eBay, or Craigslist. "
Smiling he then raised a cup of Tim Hortons coffee.
"So from me, to you, have a great Canada Day, and remember when you need a man to look up to, a real leader, look up North to Canada, and look up to Brandon Roberts. Because we all know that your leadership in America is doomed for years to come."
