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Team Showoff’s theme hits.
The crowd goes wild as team Showoff walks out on the stage, dressed in stylish slacks, sneakers, pink shirts or t-shirts and black suit jackets. Their eyes covered by designer sunglasses. They pose on the stage as their elaborate fireworks display goes off. Once that is finished they walk down the ramp as their hordes of screaming, adoring fans chant their names and snaps picture of them with their cellphones. They get in the ring and pose on the turnbuckles as their theme song slowly fades away. They have also grabbed microphones. [/size]
Seabs: hehehe…. WWEforums are you feeling good tonight!?
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The crowd cheers wildly. [/size]
Seabs: That’s great but look, I was asked to cut a little promo on why Team Showoff is so damn good. I thought “okay, I can do that”. Or! Or I can have my members speak instead, letting them tell you just why we are the greatest group on this forum. So without further ado let me introduce you to the most electrifying members this forum has ever seen. First out, he is the number one jokester of the forums, the laughter machine and the jester! He is our Dutch Latin spice, the girls they want him the guys say “dude we wanna be ya!” ladies and gentlemen… Jose Tortilla!
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Crowd cheers wildly. [/size]
Seabs: Final man out is the guy we all love without any shame, when he isn’t on you all remember his name. The greatest member of the month to ever live. The perfect mix of looks, wit and smarts… Give it up for my main man Stopspot!
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Crowd cheers wildly. [/size]
Seabs: So without further ado I would like to kick this off with Jose on the mic, Give us some latin flavor Tortilla!
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Jose grabs the microphone and hops up on the turnbuckle. [/size]
Jose: Thanks Seabs, I hope you all are ready because I am going to put this in rhyme.
Now I could go on and on about why you’d want to be a showoff
But that list is long.
Or I could just pull a joke about how Randy’s group is in honor of a
exploding schlong.
But honestly being a showoff is great,
We’re fun, we’re nice and smart,
To be classified as a showoff is like being
Declared a classical work of art.
We don’t need any stinking pipebombs to be heard
because we have charisma in spades.
And we all know the New World Order
always end up digging their own graves.
We don’t need no stinking gimmick,
we kick ass by ourselves.
So let me end this little bit with,
we’re putting you guys on the shelf.
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Crowd cheers loudly as Jose hands the mic back to Seabs. [/size]
Seabs: Alright that was Jose Tortilla everybody! Alright Stopspot take us home my boy.
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Stopspot grabs the mic and also jumps up on a turnbuckle as the crowd cheers loudly. [/size]
Stopspot: Thanks Seabs. Whats up WWEforums!?
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Crowd cheers loudly. [/size]
Stopspot: Now, I’m not going to spice this up with a rhyme like Jose or try to paint up some grand picture, I am going to cut straight to the chase. On June 22 2012 the first thread was made in the Showoff’s section and the first members were recruited. We were the first usergroup on this forum that was not the chairmen or the crew or one you have to pay money for like Superstars or Legends. No, we were private. And since then we have been the measuring stick for every other group that has come along. We have outlasted the Nation of Domination and its second incarnation Team Trukfit, we weathered the storm that was People Power and we are going to weather the storms of Team Dashing, Super Pipebomb and This New World Order that is also in the works. Unlike these teams we don’t need no gimmicks to work just like Jose said, we get by on being a gathering of the most charismatic, funny and intelligent posters on this forum. Our actions and our posts speak for the quality of our group and why we should be considered number one, not some gimmick based around a homemade explosive or a wrestling stable that ended up eating up itself from the inside.
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Crowd pops. [/size]
Stopspot: You see… we have a certain factor that all these other jobber groups lack, IT factor. We have been the measuring stick for other groups on this forum since day 1 and none of you have reached up to our standard. And every time you guys step up your game our standard is also raised. We are the golden standard, always have been, always will be. We like these challenges so bring it on, we only become stronger by it. And to quote the great Booker T: now can you dig that sucka?!
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Stopspot steps down from the turnbuckle and hands Seabs the mic. [/size]
Seabs: I think their words speak for themselves folks. We were first, we do it best and have stood the test of all rip offs so far. Now I ask you HOW DAMN GOOD ARE WE!
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The entire crowd stands up and answers “TOO DAMN GOOD!” [/size]
Seabs: You just answered your own questions. Good night!
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Team Showoff’s theme hits as they leave the ring and head up the ramp as their fans chant their name and cheers them on.
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