Grim Creates All-Time Franchise Rosters

[Barry Poppins]

Wilt & Shaq not in the starting 5

Goes to show just how fucking scary that roster has been for years.

 

[Barry Poppins]

New York Yankees​

Starting Pitchers:

1. Whitey Ford (1950; 1953-1967)
2. Red Ruffing (1930-1942 ; 1945-1946)
3. Andy Pettite (1995-2003 ; 2007-2010 ; 2012-2013)
4. Lefty Gomez (1930-1942)
5. Vic Raschi (1946-1953)

Relieving Pitchers:

1. Mariano Rivera (1995-2013)
2. Rich Gossage (1978-1983 ; 1989)
3. Sparky Lyle (1972-1978)
4. Johnny Murphy (1932 ; 1934-1943 ; 1946)

Catcher:

1. Yogi Berra (1946-1963)
2. Bill Dickey (1928-1943 ; 1946)

1st Baseman:

1. Lou Gherig (1923-1939)
2. Don Mattingly (1982-1995)

2nd Baseman:

1. Tony Lazerri (1926-1937)
2. Willie Randolph (1976-1988)

Shortstop:

1. Derek Jeter (1995-2014)
2. Phil Rizzuto (1941-1956)

Third Baseman:

1. Alex Rodriguez (2004-2016)
2. Graig Nettles (1973-1983)

Left Fielder:

1. Charlie Keller (1939-1949 ; 1952)
2. Bob Meusel (1920-1929)

Center Fielder:

1. Mickey Mantle (1951-1968)
2. Joe DiMaggio (1931-1956)
3. Bernie Williams (1991-2006)

Right Fielder:

1. Babe Ruth (1920-1934)
2. Reggie Jackson (1977-1981)

Manager:

Joe McCarthy (1931-1946)

DH Lineup:

1. Lou Gherig
2. Charlie Keller
3. Joe DiMaggio
4. Babe Ruth
5. Derek Jeter
6. Yogi Berra
7. Alex Rodriguez
8. Mickey Mantle
9. Tony Lazerri

Non-DH Lineup:

1. Mickey Mantle
2. Yogi Berra
3. Alex Rodriguez
4. Derek Jeter
5. Babe Ruth
6. Tony Lazerri
7. Charlie Keller
8. *Pitcher*
9. Lou Gherig

Home Field:

The Original Yankee Stadium (1923-2008)

 

[Chris]

Christ what lineup

 

[OMB]

No clemens

 

[Barry Poppins]

No clemens

I thought so too and then I realized he only pitched like 5 seasons.

 

[Barry Poppins]

Seattle Mariners​

Starting Pitchers:

1. Randy Johnson (1989-1998)
2. Felix Hernandez (2005-2019)
3. Jamie Moyer (1996-2006)
4. Mark Langston (1984-1989)
5. Freddy Garcia (1999-2004)

Relieving Pitchers:

1. Edwin Diaz (2016-2018)
2. Kazuhiro Sasaki (2000-2003)
3. Jeff Nelson (1992-1995; 2001-2003 ; 2005)
4. J.J. Putz (2003-2008)

Catcher:

1. Dan Wilson (1994-2005)
2. Mike Zunino (2013-2018)

1st Baseman:

1. Alvin Davis (1984-1991)
2. John Olerud (2000-2004)

2nd Baseman:

1. Bret Boone (1992-1993; 2001-2005)
2. Robinson Cano (2014-2018)

Shortstop:

1. Alex Rodriguez (1994-2000)
2. Omar Vizquel (1989-1993)

3rd Baseman:

1. Kyle Seager (2011-2021)
2. Edgar Martinez (1987-2004)
3. Adrian Beltre (2005-2009)

Left Fielder:

1. Raul Ibanez (1996-2000; 2004-2008; 2013)
2. Phil Bradley (1983-1987)

Center Fielder:

1. Ken Griffey Jr. (1989-1999; 2009-2010)
2. Mike Cameron (2000-2003)

Right Fielder:

1. Ichiro Suzuki (2001-2012; 2018-2019)
2. Jay Buhner (1988-2001)

Manager:

Lou Piniella (1993-2002)

DH Lineup:

1. Ichiro Suzuki
2. Kyle Seager
3. Bret Boone
4. Ken Griffey Jr.
5. Alvin Davis
6. Edgar Martinez
7. Alex Rodriguez
8. Raul Ibanez
9. Dan Wilson

Non-DH Lineup:

1. Ichiro Suzuki
2. Bret Boone
3. Alvin Davis
4. Ken Griffey Jr.
5. Raul Ibanez
6. Alex Rodriguez
7. Pitcher
8. Dan Wilson
9. Kyle Seager

Home Field:

T-Mobile Park (1999-2022)

 

[Barry Poppins]

Cleveland Browns​

QB:

1. Otto Graham (1946-1955)
2. Brian Sipe (1974-1983)
3. Bernie Kosar (1985-1993)
4. Frank Ryan (1962-1968)

HB:

1. Leroy Kelly (1964-1973)
2. Greg Pruitt (1973-1981)
3. Marion Motley (1946-1953)

FB:

1. Jim Brown (1957-1965)
2. Mike Pruitt (1976-1984)

WR:

1. Paul Warfield (1964-1969; 1976-1977)
2. Gary Collins (1962-1971)
3. Reggie Rucker (1975-1981)
4. Mac Speedie (1946-1952)
5. Ray Renfro (1952-1963)

TE:

1. Ozzie Newsome (1978-1990)
2. Milt Morin (1966-1975)
3. Steve Heiden (2002-2009)

T:

1. Joe Thomas (2007-2017)
2. Dick Schafrath (1959-1971)
3. Mike McCormick (1954-1962)
4. Cody Risien (1979-1989)

G:

1. Gene Hickerson (1958-1973)
2. Jim Ray Smith (1956-1962)
3. Abe Gibron (1950-1956)
4. Eric Steinbach (2007-2011)

C:

1. Frank Gatski (1946-1956)
2. Tom DeLeone (1974-1984)

DE:

1. Len Ford (1950-1957)
2. Paul Wiggin (1957-1967)
3. Myles Garrett (2017-2021)
4. Rob Burnett (1990-1995)

DT:

1. Michael Dean Perry (1988-1994)
2. Walter Johnson (1965-1978)
3. Jerry Sherk (1970-1981)
4. Bob Gain (1952-1964)

OLB:

1. Clay Matthews II (1978-1993)
2. Jim Houston (1960-1972)
3. Charlie Hall (1971-1980)
4. Joe Schobert (2016-2019)

MLB:

1. Mike Johnson (1986-1993)
2. D'Qwell Jackson (2006-2013)
3. Vince Costello (1957-1966)

CB:

1. Warren Lahr (1949-1959)
2. Clarence Scott (1971-1983)
3. Tommy James (1948-1955)
4. Ken Konz (1953-1959)
5. Cliff Lewis (1946-1951)

FS:

1. Thom Darden (1972-1981)
2. Felix Wright (1985-1990)
3. Eric Turner (1991-1995)

SS:

1. Walt Sumner (1969-1974)
2. Sean Jones (2005-2008)

K:

1. Lou Groza (1946-1967)

P:

1. Don Cockroft (1968-1980)

Coaching Staff:

Head Coach: Paul Brown (1946-1962)
Offensive Coordinator: Blanton Collier (1963-1970)
Defensive Coordinator: Marty Schottenheimer (1984-1988)
Special Teams Coordinator: Kevin Stefanski (2020-2021)

Arena:

Cleveland Stadium (1946-1995)

 

[Chris]

Where is Johnny Manziel

 

[Barry Poppins]

Hey hey hey, all. Thinking about bringing this back, so gimme some suggestions and I'll work on it ASAP.

 

[Barry Poppins]

Arizona Cardinals / Phoenix Cardinals (1987-1993)
St. Louis Cardinals (1960-1987)
Chicago Cardinals (1922-1959) / Racine Cardinals (1919-21)
Racine Street Cardinals (1901-1906, 1913-1918)
Racine Normals (1899-1900) / Morgan Athletic Club (1898 - 1899)

​

QB:
First String: Jim Hart, 1966-1983
Second String: Neil Lomax, 1981-1988
Third String: Carson Palmer, 2013-2017

RB:
First String: Otis Anderson, 1979-1986
Second String: Stump Mitchell, 1981-1989
Third String: Johnny Roland, 1966-1972

FB:
First String: Jim Otis, 1973-1978

WR:
First String: Larry Fitzgerald, 2004-2020
First String: Roy Green, 1979-1990
Second String: Anquan Boldin, 2003-2009
Second String: Mel Gray, 1971-1982
Third String: Pat Tilley, 1976-1986

TE:
First String: Jackie Smith, 1963-1977
Second String: Mal Kutner, 1956-1950
Third String: Doug Marsh, 1980-1986

TACKLE:
First String: Dan Dierdorf, 1971-1983
First String: Ernie McMillan, 1961-1974
Second String: Luis Sharpe, 1982-1994
Second String: Jared Veldheer, 2014-2017

GUARD:
First String: Conrad Dobler, 1972-1977
First String: Ken Gray, 1958-1969
Second String: Irv Goode, 1962-1973
Second String: Lance Smith, 1985-1993

CENTER:
First String: Tom Banks, 1971-1980
Second String: Bob DeMarco, 1961-1969
Third String: Lyle Seindheim, 2007-2015

DE:
First String: Chandler Jones, 2016-2021
First String: Curtis Greer, 1980-1987
Second String: Freddie Joe Nunn, 1985-1993
Third String: Calais Campbell, 2008-2016

DT:
First String: Bob Rowe, 1967-1975
Second String: Chuck Walker, 1964-1972
Third String: Eric Swann, 1991-1999

OLB:
First String: Karlos Dansby, 2004-2009, 2013, 2017
First String: Ken Harvey, 1988-1993
Second String: Rob Fredrickson, 1999-2002
Third String: Raynoch Thompson, 2000-2004

MLB:
First String: Eric Hill, 1989-1997
First String: Ronald McKinnon, 1996-2004
Second String: Gerald Hayes, 2003-2010
Third String: Daryl Washington, 2010-2013

CB:
First String: Aeneas Williams, 1991-2000
First String: Roger Wehrli, 1969-1982
Second String: Patrick Peterson, 2011-2020
Third String: Dick "Night Train" Lane, 1954-1959
Third String: Pat Fischer, 1961-1967

FS:
First String: Larry Wilson, 1960-1972
Second String: Kwamie Lassiter, 1995-2002

SS:
First String: Adrian Wilson, 2001-2012
Second String: Antrel Rolle, 2005-2009

K:
First String: Neil Rackers, 2003-2009

P:
First String: Scott Player, 1998-2006

Coaching Staff:
Head Coach: Bruce Arians, 2013-2017
Offensive Coordinator: Don Coryell, 1973-1977
Defensive Coordinator: Ken Wisenhunt, 2007-2012
Special Teams Coordinator: Jimmy Conzelman, 1940-1948

Home Field:
Sun Devil Stadium (1988-2005)

 

[Barry Poppins]

Atlanta Falcons
(@Blazer Ramon)
​

QB:
First String: Matt Ryan, 2008-2021
Second String: Steve Bartkowski, 1975-1985
Third String: Michael Vick, 2001-2006

RB:
First String: Michael Turner, 2008-2012
Second String: Gerald Riggs, 1982-1988
Third String: Warrick Dunn, 2002-2007

FB:
First String: William Andrews, 1979-1986

WR:
First String: Julio Jones, 2011-2020
First String: Roddy White, 2005-2015
Second String: Terance Mathis, 1994-2001
Third String: Andre Rison, 1990-1994
Fourth String: Alfred Jenkins, 1975-1983

TE:
First String: Alge Crumpler, 2001-2007
Second String: Jim Mitchell, 1969-1979
Third String: Tony Gonzalez, 2009-2013

TACKLE:
First String: Mike Kenn, 1978-1994
First String: Tyson Clabo, 2006-2012
Second String: Jake Matthews, 2014-2021
Third String: Bob Whitfield, 1992-2003

GUARD:
First String: Justin Blalock, 2007-2014
First String: Bill Fralic, 1985-1992
Second String: Ray Charles Thielmann, 1977-1984
Third String: Ryan Schraeder, 2013-2018

CENTER:
First String: Jeff Van Note, 1969-1986
Second String: Todd McClure, 1999-2012
Third String: Alex Mack, 2016-2020

DE:
First String: Claude Humphrey, 1968-1978
First String: John Abraham, 2006-2012
Second String: John Zook, 1969-1975
Third String: Patrick Kerney, 1999-2006

DT:
First String: Travis Hall, 1995-2004
First String: Johnathon Babineaux, 2005-2016
Second String: Grady Jarrett, 2015-2021
Third String: Don Smith, 1979-1984

OLB:
First String: Deion Jones, 2016-2021
First String: Vic Beasley, 2015-2019
Second String: Darion Conner, 1990-1993
Third String: De'Vondre Campbell, 2016-2019

MLB:
First String: Jessie Tuggle, 1987-2000
Second String: Keith Brooking, 1998-2008
Third String: Curtis Lofton, 2008-2011

CB:
First String: Rolland Lawrence, 1973-1980
First String: Deion Sanders, 1989-1993
Second String: Ray Buchanan, 1997-2003
Third String: Scott Case, 1984-1994
Fourth String: Ken Reaves, 1966-1973

FS:
First String: Tom Pridemore, 1978-1985
Second String: Thomas DeCoud, 2008-2013

SS:
First String: Ray Brown, 1971-1977
Second String: William Moore, 2009-2015

K:
First String: Matt Bryant, 2009-2019

P:
Second String: John James, 1972-1981

Coaching Staff:
Head Coach: Mike Smith, 2008-2014
Offensive Coordinator: Dan Quinn, 2015-2020
Defensive Coordinator: Leeman Bennett, 1977-1982
Special Teams Coordinator: Norm Van Brocklin, 1968-1974

Home Field:
Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium, 1966-1991

 

[Barry Poppins]

Chicago Bulls
​

C - Artis Gilmore, 1976-1982, 1987
PG - Derrick Rose, 2008-2016
SG - Michael Jordan, 1984-1993, 1995-1998
PF - Chet Walker, 1969-1975
SF - Scottie Pippen, 1987-1998, 2003-2004
6 - Horace Grant, 1987-1994
7 - Joakim Noah, 2007-2016
8 - Norm Van Lier, 1971-1978
9 - Jerry Sloan, 1966-1976
10 - Jimmy Butler, 2011-2017
BN - Tom Boerwinkle, 1968-1978
BN - Dennis Rodman, 1995-1998
BN - Bill Cartwright, 1988-1994
BN - Zach Lavine, 2017-2022
BN - Taj Gibson, 2009-2017

Head Coach:
Phil Jackson, 1989-1998

Home Court:
United Center, 1994-2022

 

[Chris]

Let's see the Cowboys

 

[Kairi HoHo]

Truth be told it wasn't Iverson or Jordan that got me into Basketball it was Dennis Rodman. I knew as a kid I couldn't be those guys but Rodman is the style I wanted to play and he was one of the best players who could Rebound and Defend with ease.

 

[Barry Poppins]

Dallas Cowboys
(Requested By @Chris)
​

QB:
First String: Roger Staubach, 1969-1979
Second String: Troy Aikmen, 1989-2000
Third String: Tony Romo, 2003-2016

RB:
First String: Emmitt Smith, 1990-2002
Second String: Tony Dorsett, 1977-1987
Third String: Ezekiel Elliot, 2016-2021

FB:
First String: Don Perkins, 1961-1968

WR:
First String: Michael Irvin, 1988-1999
First String: Tony Hill, 1977-1986
Second String: Dez Bryant, 2010-2017
Third String: Drew Pearson, 1973-1983
Fourth String: Bob Hayes, 1965-1974

TE:
First String: Jason Witten, 2003-2019
Second String: Frank Clarke, 1960-1967
Third String: Doug Cosbie, 1979-1988

TACKLE:
First String: Rayfield Wright, 1967-1979
First String: Erik Williams, 1991-2000
Second String: Mark Tuinei, 1983-1997
Third String: Pat Donovan, 1975-1983

GUARD:
First String: Larry Allen, 1994-2005
First String: Nate Newton, 1986-1998
Second String: Ralph Neely, 1965-1977
Third String: John Niland, 1966-1974

CENTER:
First String: Mark Stepnoski, 1989-1994, 1999-2001
Second String: Tom Rafferty, 1976-1989

DE:
First String: Harvey Martin, 1973-1983
First String: Ed "Too Tall" Jones, 1974-1989
Second String: George Andrie, 1962-1972
Third String: Jim Jeffcoat, 1983-1994

DT:
First String: Randy White, 1975-1988
First String: Jethro Pugh, 1965-1978
Second String: Bob Lilly, 1961-1974
Third String: Chad Hennings, 1992-2000

OLB:
First String: DeMarcus Ware, 2005-2013
First String: Chuck Howley, 1961-1973
Second String: Anthony Spencer, 2007-2014
Third String: Ken Norton Jr, 1988-1993

MLB:
First String: Lee Ray Jordan, 1963-1976
Second String: Sean Lee, 2010-2020
Third String: Dat Nguyen, 1999-2005

CB:
First String: Mel Renfro, 1964-1977
First String: Everson Walls, 1981-1989
Second String: Terence Newman, 2003-2011
Third String: Dennis Thurman, 1978-1985
Fourth String: Cornell Green, 1962-1974

FS:
First String: Michael Downs, 1981-1988
Second String: Cliff Harris, 1970-1979

SS:
First String: Darren Woodson, 1992-2003
First String: Charlie Waters, 1970-1981
Second String: Roy Williams, 2002-2008

K:
First String: Dan Bailey, 2011-2017

P:
First String: Danny White, 1976-1988

Coaching Staff:
Head Coach: Tom Landry, 1960-1988
Offensive Coordinator: Jimmy Johnson, 1989-1993
Defensive Coordinator: Barry Switzer, 1994-1997
Special Teams Coordinator: Jason Garrett, 2010-2019

Home Field:
Texas Stadium, 1971-2008