Stranger: WHATS THE PASSWORD?
You: Nope
Stranger: NO
You: smurf
Stranger: RONG
You: NI99A
Stranger: NO
Stranger: IT DOESNT START WITH AN N
You: WHITEBOY STOLE THE PASSWORD OFF ME
You: FUCK OPPRESSION
Stranger: smurf, U PIE AS FUCK
You: TELL ME I DIDNT JUST HEAR THAT
Stranger: YAH
You: OSHT
Stranger: U DID
Stranger: YAH
You: WOW
Stranger: WHT NW
You: DO I KNOW YOU
Stranger: YAH
You: I KNOW MANY BLACK PEOPLE
Stranger: ME TOO
Stranger: IM BLACK 2
You: MY NAME IS DRE
Stranger: DR?
You: NO
You: THEY DONT LET NopeS OPERATE
Stranger: O
Stranger: OIC
Stranger: IM ERIC WRIGHT
You: SUP
Stranger: SUP
You: DO YOU KNOW KERWIN WHITE?
Stranger: NO
You: WELL HES WHITE
Stranger: THTS Y I DONT KNOW HIM
You: OK
Stranger: FUCK HONKEYS
You: PROBABLY A GoOD THING
You: TOTALLY
Stranger: HONKEYS R PIE AS FUCK
You: DAMN RIGHT
Stranger: YA DIG
Stranger: YAH
You: I DIG
You: HOLES
You: FOR A LIVING
Stranger: O RLY?
You: CAUSE IM BLACK
You: YA RLY
Stranger: U IN PRISON?
You: NOWAI
You: BROKE OUT OF DAT SHIT
Stranger: OIC
You: U RAP?
Stranger: N U STILL DIGN HOLES?
Stranger: OFC
You: ME TOO
You: LETS COLLABORATE
Stranger: I SPIT RHYMES
Stranger: K
Stranger: U 1ST
You: CANT DUDE
You: DIGGING HOLES
You: RIGHT NOW
Stranger: O RLY?
Stranger: OIC
You: WHITE BOSS WONT LET ME RAP
Stranger: HOW DEEP?
You: LAST TIME HE WHIPPED ME
Stranger: OIC
You: ABOUT AS DEEP AS MY BABY MOMMAS PUSSY
You: BTW
Stranger: 4 INCHES?
You: YOU KNOW IT
Stranger: THATS A DEEP HOLE
You: YEAH
Stranger: WOT U PUT IN THAR?
You: MY BLACK DICK
Stranger: PIECE OF PAPER?
Stranger: OIC
You: ITS ONLY 4 INCHES LONG
Stranger: U HAVE A BIG DICK THEN
Stranger: OIC
You: BUT MAKES UP FOR IT IN WIDTH
Stranger: O DAT GIRTH
You: YEAH
Stranger: IC
You: MY WIFEY LIKES THE GIRTH
Stranger: MINE IS 2 FT LNG BUT ONLY .25 IN RADIUS
Stranger: O I FUKN NEW IT
You: IS IT BLACK?
Stranger: UR NOT BLACK
You: HEY WHAT
Stranger: BLACK PPL DNT HAV WIFEYS
Stranger: ONLY BABY MAMAS
You: OSHT
Stranger: I COT U RED HNDED
You: FUCK
Stranger: UR WITE
You: I AM A COP, THOUGH
Stranger: N U PIE AS FUCK
You: SO WATCH OUT, smurf
Stranger: OIC
Stranger: OIC
You: I WOULD RUN
Stranger: SO UR A BLACK MAN TURNED WHITE MAN
You: YEAH
Stranger: U A FUKN PIG
Stranger: U PIE AS FUCK PIG
You: WHERE DO YOU LIVE BRO
Stranger: RITE NEXT DOOR
You: OK
Stranger: U?
You: I MAY OR MAY NOT ARREST YOU
Stranger: BRNG IT ON
You: I LIVE IN NAMIBIA
Stranger: I LIKE JAIL, IM BLACK
You: YOU LIKE KFC?
Stranger: NO
You: WATERMELON?
Stranger: CHURCHS
Stranger: YA
You: KOOL AID?
Stranger: YA
Stranger: OFC
You: NON-KFC FRIED CHICKEN?
Stranger: DNT U?
Stranger: YA
You: I DONT, IM WHITE
Stranger: OIC
You: REMEMBER
You: WHATS YOUR NAME?
Stranger: WUT U LIK DEN?
You: DARNELL?
Stranger: TAKWON
Stranger: TAYKWON
You: LIAR
You: YOU SAID ERIC!
Stranger: NA
You: YOU ARENT BLACK AT ALL
Stranger: DATS MY WITE NAME
You: MY GOVERNMENT NAME IS DELICIOUS
Stranger: TAYKWON IS MY STREET NAME
You: MY STREET NAME IS CHARLES
Stranger: O U HOOD AS FUK
You: GHETTO
You: IMOTBH
Stranger: YA
Stranger: U KILD NE1?
Stranger: ON THE JOB
You: YEAH
Stranger: OIC
You: BURY THEM IN 4 INCH HOLES
Stranger: CRACK DEELER?
You: NOWAI
You: WHO DO YOU THINK I AM
Stranger: SLICE THEM INTO PAPER THIN SLICES N BURY THEM IN 4 INCH HOLES
You: SOME RICH ASS PUNK?
Stranger: YA
You: COOL
Stranger: UR A FUKN PIG
Stranger: YA
You: I AM
Stranger: YA
Stranger: N UR PIE AS FUK
You: AS FUK, BRO
Stranger: N UR DICK IS SMALL
You: BUT ITS WIDE
Stranger: SO
Stranger: DONT MEAN SHT
You: CHICKE LIKE WIDE DICKS, BRO
Stranger: UNLESS UR WIFE HAD OCTOPLETS OR SUM SHT
You: SHE DID BRO
Stranger: HER VAG A FOOT WIDE?
You: 2 FEET
You: 3 INCHES
Stranger: O SHIT UR THE OCTOMOMS HUSBAND
You: WHEN IT RAINS I PARK MY CAR THERE
Stranger: UR A CELEBRITY
You: YEAH BRO
Stranger: UR FAMOUS
You: WANT MY AUTOGRAPH?
Stranger: BUT UR STILL PIE AS FUK
Stranger: NA smurf
Stranger: U GAY
You: FUCK YOU
You: U GAY
Stranger: U PIE AS FUCK
You: YE
You: YOU TOLD ME BRO
Stranger: YA
Stranger: RLY
You: THANKS FOR REMINDING ME
Stranger: O RLY?
You: YA RLY
Stranger: YA
Stranger: NP
You: TY
Stranger: I THOUGHT U FORGOT
You: CAN I HAVE YO NUMBER?
Stranger: SURE
Stranger: CAN I HAVE URS?
You: YEH
You: 678-999-8212
You: IM SOULJA BOY
Stranger: OIC
Stranger: 867-5309 IS MINES
Stranger: THTS MY CELL
You: COOL BRO
Stranger: YA
You: YOU LIKE TITS?
Stranger: NO AREA CODE, IT WORKS EVERYWHERE
Stranger: YA
Stranger: U?
You: YA
You: WBOUT ASS?
Stranger: HOW UR WIFE BREAST FEED ALL 8 KIDS?
Stranger: OFC, IM BLACK
You: YEAH
Stranger: YA
You: ANYWAY, IMMA HIT UP SOME ASS
You: LATER, HOMIE
Stranger: YA
Stranger: ME 2
Stranger: BUT HOLD UP
You: OK BRO
Stranger: JUST NEED 2 TEL U UR PIE AS FUCK
Stranger: ONE LAST TIME
Stranger: AITE
You: AS FUK, BRO
You: AS FUK
Stranger: YA
Stranger: PEACE
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