Well shit, guess you have to adopt me now. I need food at least 4 or 5 times a day and will need a spare house key to go in and out. I leave the house for at least 14 days in the summer and I'd appreciate if you didn't ask any questions during that time. I have a lot of family that like to visit me on occasion, they'll stay for a few minutes and leave, don't ask what the white stuff is in the packets I give them, they're my family and you might offend them.
When do I move in?