Explain why the Lakers are gay
I got this... Kobe's a rapist, most rapists went through the same in their childhood. Therefore, Kobe=Gay. Since Kobe basically is the LA Lakers, the Lakers=Gay.
Its basic thugonomics, yo!
Now, back to the topic at hand, Mat's departure
It sucks! You gotta do what you gotta do, Mat. But still, its going to be different (And not in a good way) having you around. Take care and... That's about it, I've got nothing more.