Going to meet some ugly chick later.

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This thread needs to be regularaly updated, i'm invested in this storyline.
 
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So have you been on this first date already?
 

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We need details BOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY
 

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This would be their third date wouldn't it. I just hope her name isn't Katie.
 

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This would be their third date wouldn't it. I just hope her name isn't Katie.


In the immortal words of game show legend Roy Walker; "good guess, but its not the one"

Her names Katherine.

Oh, and that picnic suggestion was fucking dire lads. I live in Wolverhampton and dont finish work till around 5. I dont think a nightime picnic freezing my bollocks off will go down a treat.
 

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Picnicing is my go-to move, either that or taking them to feed the ducks, whcih judging by your last post is not possible.

I've got nothing.
 

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Picnic at night still works "star gazing"
 

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Or just an indoor picnic if it's to cold. Then shes already at your house, near your bedroom.
 

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Don't blame us you're a cheap ass with no monies.

Invite her back to yours and play Strip Happy Days game like on Friends.
 

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Invite her to your humble house and let her see this thread. When she reads it, let us know what her self esteem is like.
 
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Invite her to your humble house and let her see this thread. When she reads it, let us know what her self esteem is like.

Or alternativly just show her your post count and tell her how proud you are of it, then let us know how that goes.
 

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But guis Will my rep get her wet tho?
 

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Usually when I explain my wrestling forum background it only improves my chances to get laid.
 
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What the fuck kind of first impression do you make?
 

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First impression should be just flirting and being charming to win her over. Wrestling forum stories about my escapades are usually hilarious so when worded right they come off great. You integrate it right you just look better. They are just an afterthought anyways.