It is not a joke and Markz you are a ten year old that cries to his mummy every night about monsters, i can tell you to be scared as monsters excist.
No actually i'm a 16 year old, that sat here and cried, not about monsters, but the horrific "joke" you tried to make.
Maybe next time you should wait until your balls drop and your voice breaks until you talk to the big boys. Just a hint, blueberry.