Did you ever hear the tragedy of Lethal Banks The UnWise? I thought not. It's not a story the Mafia Greats would tell you. It's a Fool legend. Lethal Banks was a Dark Lord of the Fools, so terrible and so illogical he could use the stupidity of hunches and tactics to influence the midichlorians to create laughs… He had such a knowledge of the silly plays that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The fool side of the Mafia is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so inept… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his ineptitude, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he forgot to teach his apprentice everything he knew, then his town friends killed him in the streets. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
See, Lethal drew VT. He was getting pressured by Jeff, and didn't want Jeff to die in his place, so he FAKED being a cop so that Jeff didn't sacrifice himself incorrectly. Why a cop? Idk, was the best role I could think of and keep town slots alive. Then came the dreaded part - results. I was absolutely convinced that I would be shot on N1, thus sacrificing myself and protecting power roles. Then it failed. THREE TIMES. Each time I had to fake new results. Each time people fell along my way. Mando fell, then Ekko, then N0M. The wolves saw through this, and completely fucked with me at every turn. So I no longer have the mental energy or capacity to continue the charade. I'll gladly accept my lynch and take my licks for an absolutely stupid tact that should never have happened.