Well Since Little-Miss-Stalker-McMilk-Shake (aka Ladyhotrod) wants to know all about us and stuff like that...:ermm: (oh my gosh!?!?!) and like...so'z like...I guess since tha-rest of yo-suckass-mo-fo'z wanna know how to be macking it-like a G-GANGSTA?!?!(such as myself):xmas: then, I guess its all Aboard The CumRide With KenFan!!!!:gun_bandana:
:watsup: Ya-Heard?!!?!
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Name: Jake Weaver (weaver-rockz-beaver!)
Birthdate: June 16th, 1992 (I am currently celebrating my Golden-Year).
Birthplace: I came outta some chick's geed while in like a hospital and lame-generic-birth-shit like that...basically..go-whack off to knocked-up and you'll understand...
Currently resides: on a rez(native american reservation) near Siren,Wisconsin!
Age: 16!!!!
Gender: I've got a dick...and I gotz some Massive-Man-Muscles...so that makes me a MALE!!!
Hair Color: Darkish-Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Siblings: My Father had another several kids...so that makes me a brother and I love my little brother and my little sister..they're both badasses!!!
Parents Still Together?: Ok...lets get something straight...when in wisconsin, it is a golden-rule that everyone shall drink beer daily and nightly...and when you got a half-indian-half white guy with a full on native indian woman..:starwars: ...and like...well basically to sum-it up...no.
Heritage: 62% Native American, 18% French, 20% Irish-German...:red_indian: + :disguise2: + :xmas: = me.:watsup:
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What is my favorite....
Color: The Green Bay Packer Colors!!!!
Game: MarioKart64!!!
Song: That Chumbawamba song...the one that goes like "I get Knocked DOwn!!..But I get Back Up Again!!! cause nothings gonna ever-keep me down...I get knocked down!!!..But I get back up again!!!(etc.)"
Animal: My One and Only SHADOW CAT!!!!
Sport: Pro-Wrestling...(Ka-DURRH!?!?)
Place: In a Chick's Pu(*beep*)sy!!!
Movie: Anything With Mel Gibson, or Bruce Willis...basically I'll watch anything besides gayass batman/ironman/spiderman/superman/boyzinthehood/blade/etc.(I hate Comic-Book Movies, but I'll enjoy anything else..Even the Rez-Evil Movies...)
Food: Buffalow Wings!!!!
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Relationships......
Girlfriend: Had Several and currently plan on having several more...but at the moment, no...
Are You In Love Right Now: Something You've gotta know about me is that I have a severe lack of love for anything...kinda don't wanna get emotionally-attached to anything or anyone...ya-know?
Do I have a Stalker?: I dunno...In Reallife?...well this time at a china buffet, the waitress kinda took a drink outt've my glasscup of mountain dew and he kind've winked at me and I basically "No-Souled" it and got out of there as fast as I could...
Online?...I dunno, Probably Mike Chaos, MatthardyV1, Randall, y2Jasmine, Rell, osama, sharkboy, etc...
Do I miss someone right now?: I miss when The Rock used to wrestle...but other then that, I don't miss anyone much..
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What do I *Blank* Hate?.....
Food: La-Zong-Ya!
Color: Super-Super Lime-Green houses...(YUCK!!!)
Hair Color: Gingers!!!(pukes at the thought of them!)
TV show: That Mind of Mencia show...
(he's a Be-*BEEP*-er!)
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Random Questions..........
Have alot of Friends?: online, I have quite a few, but not much...people still kind've hate me when it comes to The NET....but offline, in real life, I live in a social circle, where people basically grew up together and everyone knows everyone and then theres the town "SIREN" and we all go to school together and basically everyone gets along and has the same mindset.....so like...yea! in real life..I have a huge fucking following...online?...hmmm..errrr!, not so much...ya-heard?!
Write Good?: I dunno, I just say whatever the fuck I gotz-ta-say...but other then that, Who Gives a Shit About The Quality of Posts?!...like honestly, if you judge someone by how they type on some fag-forum then you're a striaght-up BUSTA-PA-DAr!!!...just saying, I judge people on several stuff that actually matters( like personnality and good looks), but never do I judge someone on how they write and stuff like that...:gun_bandana:
Like The Day Friday?: Last Day of The School Week, thus causing Friday to become the Favorite day of the week by default...ohh-yea..and Considering that KENNEDY HAS COME BACK TO FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN!!!!!.......SMACKDOWN!!!....Fridays have just become a whole lot BETTER'er'er'er'er'e're'er'er'er'er even'er'er' more'er!!!!
Like The Month December?: Not really...end of a year, and basically budget wise(considering christmas) I become broke cause I don't cheap-out on getting gifts for my El-family..
What Celeberity Do I get Mistaken For?: Dwhodre,Rell,Jasmine,randall,matt, and peepshow have been known on occasion to compare me to "eric-bischoff" by calling me "Bischoff jr." and stuff like that...:ermm:
^I dunno...decide fo-yoselfs i guess...what celeb-do I look like?
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Do you(or are you)....
Give Good Advice? I think outside the box, and so far whenever someone's suffering from personnal problems, I like to think that I can verbally "BitchSlap" them back into being Men...basically Learn to Eat Shit and like the taste of it...ya-heard?!
Do I Talk Crap?:.....:scooter: *bails before commenting on the the question*
Do I play alot of games?: To be honest...no,not really...I'm usually an outdoors person(from wisconsin ya-know)...basically just chilling and stuff outside and usually f'n'ing around all day with cousins and stirring up trouble somewhere ...
Always Happy?: Well I like to think that my father, surroundings, and cousins and friends and family and such managed to somehow by accident make me very somewhat mentally-disciplined(like I don't really get depressed much cause thats for P(beep!)sy's!!!) and stuff, so like..yeah!...I'm happy most of the time cause most of the time I just goof-around and such...
A Good Friend?: I'm not out to be a friend nor am I out to be an enemy, I'm basically just me...so deal with it or Go Sucka-Fart-Outt've an Ass Ya-bizznitch-A$$ Busta!!!
GONNA ROCK!!!!GONNA ROLL!!!!GONNA GO TOE-To-TOE!!!!
:scooter: AND!!!!!!I"M OUT OF CONTROLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!_YEA!!!!!