General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

5 people apply. Four are ugly and one is good looking. The good looking one gets hired while the rest get excuses. I think they’d figure it out quick enough

you have to prove it in a court of law lol this is America bro you're so naive sometimes

 

[Shane]

I could never do that. I’m not comfortable like that lmao

 

[Shane]

you have to prove it in a court of law lol this is America bro you're so naive sometimes

you’d probably have a case lmaooo

 

[Chris]

It woulda been hell just standing there not allowed to move ngl

 

[Comrade Khan]

but um ya, even I know Chris was on the football team in HS so id be shocked if he was a fatass. he didnt play on the line either lol

 

[Chris]

The nudity wouldn't have bothered me but Holy fuck I woulda been bored

 

[Comrade Khan]

id have been more worried about 1) the cold

 

[Comrade Khan]

and 2) having to fart

 

[Shane]

Did you have to hold one pose the whole time

 

[Comrade Khan]

capture the essence of my flatulence

 

[Deezy]

The nudity wouldn't have bothered me but Holy fuck I woulda been bored

That was like when I was an extra in one of those Twilight movies

 

[Chris]

Did you have to hold one pose the whole time

idk tbh

 

[Shane]

Yeah if you fart while naked there’s nothing to hold in the smell

 

[Deezy]

Even as an extra...all you do is stand around doing nothing

 

[Shane]

you should purposely eat spicy chili beforehand and let out the most heinous fart while standing there