General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Dakstang]

Some of the profiles on those dating apps are weird. "Mom first. You have to accept my kids come first. Always will. Don't have much time to do thing because of my kid...etc..."

 

[28 Jakes Later]

At least 3 that I hooked up with in college have one now tho

You sure none are yours?


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[Chris]

Guys, the role model has arrived

we're giving relationship advice

 

[King me daddio]

some of those girls are like, “you better accept my kid…..also don’t have kids of your own”

 

[Dakstang]

 

[Chris]

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thankfully yes bc they were all born well after I stopped fucking them lol

 

[Shane]

Whenever I see girls with kids on dating apps I swipe left lol

 

[Loochblade]

we're giving relationship advice

Oh shit...

 

[King me daddio]

thankfully yes bc they were all born well after I stopped fucking them lol

that’s how pregnancy works chris

 

[Loochblade]

he would be grounded from JOI tho

Butters... please, it's called JOW.

 

[Chris]

More than 9 months after mother fucker

 

[Shane]

My friend's girlfriend told him she wanted a kid... they were like 18 at the time and he basically laughed at her lmao

 

[King me daddio]

your dumb ass sperm takes longer

 

[Shane]

He was like yeah i dont think so

 

[Chris]

Butters... please, it's called JOW.

I'm dying