General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

not that you were 155lbs soaking wet?

I was a starting junior varsity safety thank you very much

 

[Chris]

Just ignore the fact that I only started after the first grading period ended and all but one safety had failed so they couldn't play

 

[Swamps]

I was a starting junior varsity safety thank you very much

as a senior too no less!

 

[Chris]

And ya know....you need two safeties on the field at all times. I was the cornerback that they asked bc they thought I was the only one that could learn a new position in 3 days

 

[Chris]

I was not good that first game I remember lol but safety was fun as fuck, I almost kept playing just bc I had so much fun that year

 

[Jobber Doink]

I was a starting junior varsity safety thank you very much

I was didnt hit 5ft till grade 12 and was light weight myself for a long time.

 

[Chris]

as a senior too no less!

Sophomore mother fucker

 

[Kiffy Lube]

As a corner, you should have been studyin' Safety plays too. Of course, it doesn't sound like you were that commited

 

[Chris]

I was didnt hit 5ft till grade 12 and was light weight myself for a long time.

Oh I'm 5'11 and I think I've been that height since grade 10 so I've always just been skinny lol

 

[Jobber Doink]

And ya know....you need two safeties on the field at all times. I was the cornerback that they asked bc they thought I was the only one that could learn a new position in 3 days

Well when most players can't write their own name...

 

[Chris]

As a corner, you should have been studyin' Safety plays too. Of course, it doesn't sound like you were that commited

Well it was mostly man so I'm not sure why they thought it was so hard

 

[Deezy]

If this is a legit thing

 

[Chris]

Also I have no idea why they had me playing corner in the first place, you need speed for that shit lmao

 

[Jobber Doink]

Oh I'm 5'11 and I think I've been that height since grade 10 so I've always just been skinny lol

the only good part about being small was I got to sit with the girls for the class photos

 

[Chris]

Safety you start 15 yards back so you have a head start I was not fast