General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Colt Magnum]

I sit on the couch and she takes the kids to their room and shes like yea my ex is in Jacksonville

 

[Colt Magnum]

Rn for work he comes back Friday

 

[Colt Magnum]

Jax is only four hours away it is bout 3 am at the time. I spend 20 mins trying to explain to her how to get the hdmi chord into the x box and offer my help and so though the first time i missed and i laugh and go hopefully thats the only time I mise hole tonight making small talk

 

[Colt Magnum]

So we watch movie and the kids come out three four times scared thinking they hear footsteps and fuck I understand why they are scared some guy they dont know is in their dads house fuck i be scared too

 

[Colt Magnum]

She tries to do shit and shes got terrible smokers breath and shit but the kids run out again as she tries to do shit

 

[Colt Magnum]

And like i immediately push her off i dont want to scar the kid . Well shit im like maybe we should go to your bedroom and it will be less scary or whatever will behold the bedroom shes talking bout is her ex hubby bed and the kids are less then 5 feet away. She tries to start to Do shit and im like yeah no im out

 

[Comrade Khan]

yeah good call on bouncing dude, so many red flags

 

[Colt Magnum]

I had to wait like hour so it didnt look like i just bailed and like im laying in this bed her trying to do shit me trying not to her kids who at at any moment are could turn and tell the dad or the dad to come in with a fucking shotgun

 

[Spitfire]

the closet ive come to anything like that

 

[Comrade Khan]

you're a true legend OMB

 

[Spitfire]

was when this girl i had been seeign for like a month picked me up for a rail station for a booty call

 

[Spitfire]

but i saw her two kids in the back of the car from a distance

 

[Spitfire]

so i grabbed that red flag and just leaped into a hedge

 

[Spitfire]

fuck that

 

[Colt Magnum]

And the worst part was i was bout 30 mins from my house no car nobreal direction where i was ik thete was a wallmart round but its 5 am in thr morning there no lights im walking down a highway with bo real place to go on side and dodging cars