General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Kiffy Lube]

If you're 40 and haven't had sex yet, you don't deserve sex, you should have payin' hookers at 16

 

[Colt Magnum]

If you're 40 and haven't had sex yet, you don't deserve sex, you should have been payin' hookers at 16

steve Carrell proved waiting gets you a sexy cougar

 

[O-Blaze]

steve Carrell proved waiting gets you a sexy cougar

 

[Kiffy Lube]

It's not really a cougar anymore if you're the same age

 

[O-Blaze]

Yeah, true.

 

[O-Blaze]

Gonna be very open and vulnerable(is that the word?) but I ain't never done it. Sucks, but it's whatever. But, once I do, I'm thankful it's going to be with someone I got a really great connection with....plus she's a cougar I'm sure they are some who'll read this, and fuck with me, that's cool. I can take the ribbing.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Didn't Michael from the Office, wasn't he like 28 in canon when they said he had sex for the first time and then not again for 6 years? He sure likes to play sex-less losers

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Naw, I'm glad ya found someone ya like, Blaze. Havin' sex is easier than findin' someone you actually like

 

[O-Blaze]

I don't know, I not seen much of The Office. I was watching it on Netflix, but it was what I was watching when I got the call about my Grandpa dying, and idk. Watching it reminds me of that and gets me down and shit.

 

[O-Blaze]

Naw, I'm glad ya found someone ya like, Blaze. Havin' sex is easier than findin' someone you actually like

but thanks man. The good thing is, when she saves enough to actually move down this way, she has a job lined up since she acn just transfer from the Dollar General she works at there, to one down here. Surely now that she's an Assistant Manger.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I can see that bein' a downer then, maybe you'll be able to enjoy it one day. One of my all-time favorite sitcoms

 

[O-Blaze]

I hope so, cause I truly want to watch it from start to end.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

The last two seasons have fun cameos to try to replace Steve Carrell but they are a mess. The rest is pretty top notch

 

[O-Blaze]

Next time I'm able to get high, and feel good, I might see if I can watch it then and it helps. Maybe if I can put myself in a mellow state of mind, I can ease myself into it.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Sounds like a plan. I have been buyin' a ton of weed since I came back from North Dakota. I was fuck it, I ain't gonna find a dealer so let's just buy from the dispensary. Now, I love that place