General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Kiffy Lube]

I'm currently workin'

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Takin' care of my Uncle, I still get 200 dollars a week and I get to drink all the time since he's gonna drink anyways

 

[Kiffy Lube]

This is on top of the 3 grand a month I still get from my landscapin' business

 

[Butters]

you going around asking people to mow their yards for $5 isn't a landscaping business.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I ain't 12

 

[Marty McFourth]

Takin' care of my Uncle, I still get 200 dollars a week and I get to drink all the time since he's gonna drink anyways

Sounds like a good deal

 

[Kiffy Lube]

It is a good deal, my Uncle and I were always more so friends so when he needed help well fuck I'll do that for free but his insurance still pays me since I got a care giver license

 

[Butters]

little do they know you're getting him high and drunk daily.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I want him to be comfortable, Butt. I ain't gonna let him stay sober when he's also a drunk

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Part of the reason I took this gig was because anyone else would make sure he was bored all day. I know him, he deserves to drink at this point

 

[Kiffy Lube]

But if I ever become your care giver, Butt. I'll just drink in front of you

 

[Dakstang]

I wouldn't hire KIF to hold the door open for me

 

[Chris]

Would you hire me for that

 

[Butters]

I would hire Chris to open my doors.

 

[Dakstang]

Sure.