General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Professor Booty]

I bet he hasn't touched a girl in over 800 days

I sure haven’t


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[Kiffy Lube]

Damn, Vampire is single

 

[Professor Booty]

Cool story


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[Butters]

its been 799

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I tried to get with her but she wanted me to quit smokin' and drink less. I didn't want to be miserable

 

[Professor Booty]

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[O-Blaze]

I tried to get with her but she wanted me to quit smokin' and drink less. I didn't want to be miserable

Would you for a billion dollars?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Naw, Blaze, money ain't a big deal for me. I need my vices

 

[O-Blaze]

I’d give up damn anything for that much money.

 

[Butters]

no doubt

 

[Kiffy Lube]

What would ya do with it?

 

[O-Blaze]

What would ya do with it?

Tell me what I’m giving up for the money, and I’ll tell you what I’ll use it for

 

[Butters]

buy cigarettes and booze

 

[Kiffy Lube]

If I had to give up alcohol for it, you gotta give up weed

 

[O-Blaze]

Fair enough.

Because that doesn’t include edibles. Loophole. Boom.