General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Comrade Khan]

i dunno id apply at a bunch of like public offices and shit in cities that interest you, who knows i guess mb land smth there and then u can branch out to private

 

[Shane]

Eh most jobs I’ve seen require at least a degree but maybe you’re looking at different shit than me

 

[Comrade Khan]

also defo use your current experience as like 5 years, just massage the wording

 

[Shane]

Do you have a masters

 

[Butters]

make up something and give them your moms cell phone as the reference number

 

[Butters]

then when they call her have her say you worked for them for 10 years

 

[Comrade Khan]

also idk if you know the apply tricks chris? idk if it works in us, but here theres always algorythms. want to hit those keywords. keywords are usually in the application form or posting

 

[Butters]

call the company Stark Industries.

 

[Comrade Khan]

that helps get u screened better i find a lot of the time

 

[Shane]

Sometimes I literally think interviewers look for reasons not to hire you

 

[Comrade Khan]

oh they sometimes do, in a way

 

[Shane]

I’m like fucking hire me and see what kind of job I do rather than ask me a bunch of irrelevant fucking questions so I can spit out answers like a robot

 

[Comrade Khan]

yeah its weird man

 

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[Comrade Khan]

when i was younger