General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Kiffy Lube]

My dogs are old as fuck, Goldie didn't need to sleep alone tonight over this bullshit and makin' us worry where my dog was. You know what fuck court, when I see this lame ass dog catcher, I'm just gonna knock his ass out

 

[Kiffy Lube]

How you take one miniature poodle and leave the other? They are always near each other. Dixie is too old to cause any bullshit, she just doesn't care. Pickin' her up in my own damn yard. That deserves a concussion

 

[Chris]

Set up cameras tbh

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I piss out back

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I'm sure this is some scared 20 year old who needed to bring in more animals. I'm gonna scare the hell out of him

 

[Chris]

Animal quotas:

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Wouldn't a Dog Catcher get fired for bringin' nuthin' in?

 

[Chris]

What if all the dogs are being good boys

 

[Kiffy Lube]

My dogs are great girls

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Am I allowed to blind this dude? I had two minature poodles in the same yard... he took one. This is systematic, he needs sumthin' to happen to him

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

psyduck lmao

 

[Hoss]

Alright, take it easy John Wick

 

[Hoss]

Where you fucked up KIF is moving into the suburbs

 

[Dirk Dickbutt]

My phones been running Google Drive for 17 hours in a row I-

 

[Deezy]

Break his face KIF....it's the only option left. Don't fuck with pets.