General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Santa Hoss]

That's a shit record

 

[Kiffy Lube]

It's better than Punks

 

[Santa Hoss]

Well that means absolutely nothing

 

[Kiffy Lube]

It means Cat knock Punk out

 

[Santa Hoss]

I'm talking about Tank

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Oh, well Tank doesn't need a good record, that dude could kill your Mother without remorse

 

[Kiffy Lube]

And then Dance

 

[Santa Hoss]

Rick Steiner's arms were pretty nasty in 2001 too

 

[Santa Hoss]

Looked like he had softballs tryna pop out of his shit

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I hate this shit, I can usually dominate Tinder but I ain't got a like for a week. I can't approach women in public either. Who the fuck am I supposed to fuck? Am I gonna have to call Bridget and apologize for not bein' a Star Wars geek? I feel like I'm 13 again and gettin' ignored

 

[Santa Hoss]

These are trying times

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I could start kidnappin'

 

[Keith]

Wait whose Bridget? You're not messing with Bridget Fonda are you? I thought Bridget Jones was fictional?....

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Naw, it was just some bitch who wanted to see the latest Star Wars movie with me. Then kind of decided because I have glasses I knew everythin' about Star Wars so I told her to fuck off

 

[Keith]

Jeez I can't see why you are having problems with the ladies?...