General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

And I get like 5 sick days, but the owner wants a doctors note unless it's "manager's discretion" like if they show up and then have to go home bc they're sick...well I'm a manager so I can use my discretion to say I'm too sick to work

 

[Kiffy Lube]

They let you manage people?

 

[Chris]

Bruh they put me in charge of payroll lmao like 50 people don't get paid if I fuck up and these fuckers get paid weekly

 

[Chris]

Like just me with 0 checks from anyone else is in charge of making sure 50+ people get paid correctly and on time, this company wild lmao

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Time to start divertin' the company's assets into your bank account

 

[NotBrutus]

Good afternoon

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Hey dawg

 

[Barry Poppins]

Fucking lists.

 

[Barry Poppins]

I can't think of anything.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

You can always put Maisy 20 times

 

[Barry Poppins]

Finally got my list.

 

[Barry Poppins]

How is everyone's morning?

 

[Chris]

I've had a lot more coffee as usual

 

[Barry Poppins]

I have a shit ton of coffee almost every day.

 

[Chris]

I usually just have like 3 small cups, but I'm on number 6 today