General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

I'm just assigning the wildest gimmicks rn since all these guys suck and they aren't gonna be rated high anyway lmao

 

[Chris]

I got a masochist, a bum, a stoner, and a slut so far lmao

 

[Chris]

Another dude had to be sent home from my first show bc he showed up too fucked up on hard drugs

 

[Chris]

So one girl is in rehab and another was too fucked up to wrestle lmao this shit going great so far

 

[Barry Poppins]

How much did you lose?

 

[Tremendez]

...maybe you should start a wellness policy, Heyman Girl.

 

[Chris]

You think I can afford that LMAOOOO

 

[Chris]

Oh man this first show about to be so bad lmao I got 4 active workers so I gotta do a bikini contest and a water drenching segment on the owner to fill time

 

[Chris]

Main event is a 38 year old dude fighting a 21 year old girl bruh I'm fuckin' dead

 

[Chris]

The owner's slut gimmick got an initial rating of GREAT tho bout to spam bikini contests until I make a profit bro

 

[Chris]

Both matches got F+ ratings but the two sex segment's got Ds I'm bout to keep this company afloat with T&A until I can afford some better wrestlers

 

[Colt Magnum]

Aye do you know can you run multiple mods at once?

 

[Chris]

Got time to watch this Table for 3 from last night before Raw nice

 

[Chris]

I had 7 fans at my first show

 

[Colt Magnum]

I was one of those had the sign that said wheres DX Girl