General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

Otherwise that wouldn't have gotten a warning either I bet

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I mean after goin' twice for the alignment adjustment... the steerin' wheel was still crooked. So I guess mechanics are trash everywhere

 

[Chris]

Our service department is legit WOAT bro, I have to get new tires soon and I refuse to get them here. They also stopped doing employee discounts a couple months ago anyway so there's no point

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Yeah, fuck that. I'm sure ya can find some sort of tire deal goin' on somewhere else

 

[Kiffy Lube]

The place that did my alignment did my tires earlier this year... and it was a hell of a deal. Too bad they suck at most other things

 

[Chris]

If you buy tires here, you're supposed to be able to get free tire rotations for the life of the tires as well....a company noticed they were charged for it a few weeks ago and we looked back and they've been charging everyone that bought tires here for it still for months

 

[Petty]

Ok then

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Are you guys tryin' to get sued?

 

[Chris]

Not my problem, I'm in a different department

 

[Kiffy Lube]

You can just sue yourself

 

[Chris]

I do know a couple good lawyers tbh

 

[Chris]

Wouldn't take anything pro-bono but they wouldn't charge me much at least

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I bet they'd take a pro-bono case if you said you were raped by your Uncle

 

[Chris]

They know my uncles so probs not, not too believable

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Show them drawings of where he touched you