General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Sabretooth]

I’ve always been pretty good at guessing peoples ages. Idk why.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I wonder if these facts are true.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Blaze you look 54

 

[Chris]

Girls under 25 are less likely to be upset if you guess wrong, I usually go with 21 there though bc then if they're younger they think they look old enough to buy alcohol and if they're older then they think they look like they can barely buy alcohol and they're happy either way

 

[Chris]

So the only two ages you should be guessing are 25 and 21 by my calculations, anything else is not recommended

 

[Hoss]

KIF you look like you suck dick behind Gamestop for a living

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Would guessing 95 be a bad idea?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I moved to behind a Panera Bread, catch up

 

[Chris]

Panera is more classy than GameStop at least

 

[Sabretooth]

They don’t understand there’s a difference between looking 25 and BEING 25. I can usually tell the difference between someone who’s older and looks younger and someone who actually is younger

 

[Sabretooth]

So too bad

 

[Chris]

So you'd rather be right than get laid? I can respect it

 

[Chris]

I'll continue lying tho

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Sab probably would tell the girl the dress makes her look fat.

 

[Chris]

Tbh if you can find a relationship where that level of brutal honestly is acceptable it'd probs be pretty perfect