General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

"I AM MISS ELAINE PATRICK FROM IVORY COAST AND I AM CONTACTING YOUBECAUSE I NEED YOUR HELP IN THE MANAGEMENT OF A SUM OF MONEY THAT MYDEAD FATHER LEFT FOR ME BEFORE HE DIED.THIS MONEY IS ((USD 7.5MILLION) AMERICAN DOLLARS AND THE MONEY IS IN A BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN.MY FATHER WAS A VERY RICH COCOA FARMER AND HE WAS POISONED BY HISBUSINESS COLLEAGUES AND NOW I WANT YOU TO STAND AS MY GUARDIAN ANDAPPOINTED BENEFICIARY AND RECEIVE THE MONEY IN YOUR COUNTRY SINCE I AMALONE AND WITHOUT MOTHER OR FATHER. PLEASE I WILL LIKE YOU TO REPLY TOTHIS EMAIL SO THAT I WILL TELL YOU ALL THE INFORMATION SO THAT THISMONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO YOU SO THAT YOU WILL GET ME PAPERS TOTRAVEL TO YOUR COUNTRY TO CONTINUE MY EDUCATION THERE. I AM WAITINGFOR YOUR URGENT REPLY AND I WILL CALL YOU AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU.I WILL SEND TO YOU A COPY OF MY PICTURE SO THAT YOU WILL KNOW THEPERSON YOU ARE HELPING THANKS MISS ELAINE PATRICK"

 

[Chris]

Kept the formatting exactly

 

[Deezy]

So I come back and rasslin is in shambles.....

 

[Deezy]

The business has gone to shit ever since Roman Reigns decided not to go to work......undeniable fact

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Chris, you should take her up on that.

 

[Chris]

Rasslin' will rise from the ashes like a glorious phoenix and burn brighter than ever, I have no doubt

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Chris, you better help that poor girl out

 

[Chris]

I'll send her your number

 

[Kiffy Lube]

She didn't ask me

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Chris just doesn't wanna be rich

 

[Hidden Blaze]

KIF, how was it getting abducted by aliens?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Is that what you told people this time?

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Yes

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Not bad, the probes are pretty cold though

 

[Deezy]

Kif Judy blast those aliens on Twitter....you'll get justice for your probing.