General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Hidden Blaze]

We as Americans have to make our ancestors proud and steal some land.

 

[Chris]

My high school physics teacher owned a private island in the Bahamas that he'd been to once we could just squat on it without him knowing

 

[Chris]

I think he said it was inherited or something

 

[Chris]

He showed us pictures and it did look pretty shitty

 

[Chris]

Mans said he's been trying to sell it since he got it but no one wants it

 

[Chris]

That dude was so weird, he had so many random things that he deemed worthless that we thought were so cool. Apparently he was also eligible to be a Duke in England But he said it was a worthless title that isn't worth anything

 

[Chris]

We looked it up and that specific Duke position has been vacant for a long ass time and is basically worthless but I still think that one might be a lie

 

[Hidden Blaze]

If it means we're stealing it, I'm in.

 

[Chris]

What if we purchased it for next to nothing so it was basically a steal like the Louisiana Purchase?

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I guess that also would work.

 

[Chris]

I don't know how we got about getting internet on the island though

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Fuck. Well, plans off.

 

[Chris]

The receptionist just told me someone named Tyrone was calling for me but also said it was a woman, I answered and her name is Tiffany

 

[Chris]

I even questioned her before I took the call and she said it was a woman named Tyrone

 

[Hidden Blaze]

You got pranked son.