General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

I gotta go buy my fat ass cat some food today too thank god no one goes to the dollar store in the middle of nowhere around here.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

If your cat is fat, it can miss a meal or two

 

[Chris]

He's lost 5 pounds since I put him on his diet

 

[Chris]

He's like two pounds overweight now so I think he's good.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Good for the kitty!

 

[Chris]

Idk how he got so fat he runs around like a crackhead all the time, but I used to just leave food in his bowl bc he was always small until a few months ago

 

[Chris]

He was the same size for like two years until a few months ago maybe he got lazier idk

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I had a cat before he never grew, he stayed the size of a kitten his whole like 2 and half years of life. Never really made much noise either. But he was a good little kitty.

 

[Chris]

This one's gonna be 4 in a few months. I got him for free off Craigslist when he was like two months old

 

[Chris]

Saved him from some probable methheads ngl

 

[Chris]

I think my mom thinks he might be her only grandkid for awhile too bc she buys him more stuff than I do lately...and more than she buys our family dog

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Chris the Hero

 

[Chris]

See what had happened was my roommates and I were gonna adopt from the shelter but they were gonna call and make sure we paid the FOUR HUNDRED dollar pet deposit at our apartment complex which we were not planning on doing so I got on Craiglist and found little Wolfgang later that day.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

If he's anything like my cats she could buy herself stuff and just give him the box, or the paper that comes inside and he'd be happy as fuck with it.

 

[Chris]

I had him at that apartment complex for two and a half years and they never noticed