General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Smart Marx]

Well I've done nothing to earn or retain this e-fed staff spot so I think it is I who gets the last laugh

I mean, to no fault of your own. I'll put you to work soon.

 

[Hoss]

We can do bad cop, bad cop

 

[Smart Marx]

I don't think there's been any spoilers in here recently tbf. The main offenders have mostly stopped posting, too.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Well, I deserve Fab's spot

 

[Smart Marx]

Fab doesn't even have Fab's spot, anymore.

 

[Hoss]

My first order of business would be to slash the staff in half. Too many mods in this bitch. Drain the swamp type shit.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Do I need to update my star ratings thread?

 

[Smart Marx]

I'm sure your pitch is already endearing you to your compatriots.

 

[Smart Marx]

Do I need to update my star ratings thread?

Probably.

 

[Hoss]

Grim is for sure out. He's easily manipulated. Mox Girl has been playing him like a puppet for months.

 

[Smart Marx]

You and Grim in a cage at CoronaMania 2.

 

[Hoss]

Next to go is Dale. Who even is that?

 

[Smart Marx]

Your mom's boyfriend.

 

[Hoss]

How are you going to strike fear into the normies if you aren't pressing down on them with ruthless displays of power on a daily basis?

 

[Smart Marx]

Give 'em candy and a free ride in the van.