General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

And that's 0 internet and using your mobile hotspot

 

[Smart Marx]

I have the best internet available at my house tbh

Not selling me on living where you do.

 

[Hoss]

I live over 6 hours from where I used to live... yet I'm still in Texas.

 

[Chris]

Only liberals need internet Smark

 

[Smart Marx]

I don't even have the best internet package Comcast provides, but it's sanely fast.

 

[Smart Marx]

Cons love the internet too. Don't spread those lies.

 

[Chris]

Then why won't these fucking rednecks fight for better internet around here smh it's only the 5 liberals trying to do anything about it

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I bet Big Foot has better internet than I do

 

[Smart Marx]

Yeah, Texas is insanely big. It only takes 40 minutes to go from Boston, get through NH and be in Maine. In about 90 minutes I can be in Portland.

 

[Smart Marx]

Then why won't these fucking rednecks fight for better internet around here smh it's only the 5 liberals trying to do anything about it

That's because they're rednecks. They don't know how much big foot porn exists on the web.

 

[Smart Marx]

In 2 hours I can be Stephen King's house. I've been there.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

You can be Stephen King's house? How does that work?

 

[Smart Marx]

at*

 

[Smart Marx]

It's King. People become houses all the time.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I'll become Graceland