General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Mitch Buchannon]

I work at a grocery store so if I ever see someone checking the eggs I think of that scene

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

Somebody just did it Tuesday

 

[Bad News Booty]

'you mean i have to drink this coffee hot?"

 

[Bad News Booty]

the shit with Randall listing off all the porno movie names in front of the little kid is the best

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

This job would be awesome if it wasn't for the fucking customers

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Zack & Miri is funny... I didn't know it was apart of this universe

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

I say it a lot

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

Clerks: The Animated Series was amazing too

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I love that too

 

[Chris]

I used to always say "bunch of savages" but then "savage" got popular as slang and it didn't work as well

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

I remember buying the series DVD, watching disk 1, put in disk 2 and it was fucking faulty and the disk was a duplicate of disk 1

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

Then I accidentally spilled a drink on it so I couldn't even return it

 

[Bobby Barrows]

First episode is up.

 

[Bad News Booty]

Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-F***ing Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

Years later I saw it at a local thrift store and picked it up. Disk 2 is good this time