General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Kiffy Lube]

A dog will eat you after you die well if you live alone

 

[Kiffy Lube]

So you could just break it down to your their food giver but they make me happy

 

[Deezy]

A dog will eat you after you die well if you live alone

Think you mean cat.....a dog will die beside you

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Depends on the dog

 

[Kiffy Lube]

My dog better eat me if I have a seizure, collapse and die. I can't get him anythin' else

 

[Butters]

Lock your wife out the front door and your dog out then back door for an hour, let me know which is happy to see you

his wife is happy to see me

 

[Deezy]

If I lock my woman out.....I ain't letting them back in.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

If I lock my woman out.....I ain't letting them back in.

smart man

 

[Kiffy Lube]

She doesn't help pay the property tax and I don't expect a dog to. One ain't comin' back

 

[Deezy]

Oh yeah that Nick Fury show starts this week, guess I should reup Disney+

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Dashie give my dog a bath

 

[Butters]

starts Wednesday.

 

[Swamps]

If I lock my woman out.....I ain't letting them back in.

I ain't brave enough to lock my wife outside.

 

[Deezy]

I ain't brave enough to lock my wife outside.

This why I never got married.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Marriage sucks