General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

How can you not build a fire in 2023 tho you don't even need any skill, just some lighter fluid lmao

 

[Kiffy Lube]

You also can check craigslist. There is often free wood on there

 

[Chris]

It might fizzle out if you don't have room for it to breathe but you can at least get one going for a bit first lol

 

[Kiffy Lube]

The grand daughter should dump this clown. Don't take anyone that can't start a fire or change a tire

 

[Chris]

I don't think I've ever been to a bonfire with legit firewood, it was just always a bunch of fall trees and limbs lol someone would be like "hey this tree just fell on our land wanna come burn it and get drunk"

 

[Chris]

But my parents sit outside all the time hot or cold so firewood is important for their wood burning heater thing

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I got whole cut up logs. Of course, I get free wood just workin'. I don't keep most of it

 

[Sabretooth]

Well Chris I guess they were too dumb to buy lighter fluid lol

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Bonfires really only work these days if you're already in the woods

 

[Chris]

Sometimes my dad would buy uncut logs too and we'd just split them ourselves cause that was way cheaper and we had a nice woodcutter so it was easy anyway. I just hated when he wouldn't give me a heads up and I'd be watching a movie or something and he'd come in like "hey we gotta split this wood come on" smh

 

[Chris]

Bonfires really only work these days if you're already in the woods

east texas is all woods

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Honestly, if these folks didn't ignore me the first time I shouted. I would have probably helped them more and told them to clean up the lot

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Didn't I prove one time that river/forest you lived by didn't exist?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Fuck, that screenshot is on Caroline

 

[Chris]

You edited the Wikipedia for the piney woods area to say it didn't exist and a few days later we checked and the entire article had been completely changed with way more stuff added where it was just a stub before