General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Deezy]

I knew you weren't racist

 

[Deezy]

My dawg

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I don't have the best eyes, just what it is

 

[Deezy]

Don't worry, I can't see shit without my glasses.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Neither can I and I don't want contacts

 

[Butters]

I'm the perfect specimen

 

[Deezy]

Ever notice natives always look pissed off? It's because they are trying to see without glasses.....we not stoic and shit, we just trying to focus on something.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

How's your pectoral, Cody?

 

[Deezy]

That's a shoot

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I've broke my glasses many times without a back up pair, I can relate with that. I'd be a squintin' bitch

 

[Deezy]

I was going to wait for this Andora episode to finish before I went for a smoke, but I'm drinking too fast.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I'm drinkin' too, I'm gonna allow myself a couple more smokes. Tomorrow, I'm gonna give the unopened carton to a homeless person

 

[Deezy]

I finally figured out to just ask my eye doctors what my eye prescription is....and buy shit from the states because it's cheaper....even have Deezy engraved on my rims.

 

[Deezy]

I'm drinkin' too, I'm gonna allow myself a couple more smokes. Tomorrow, I'm gonna give the unopened carton to a homeless person

Very admirable thing to do....just make sure it's someone you don't see alot, they kind of expect more

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I got through VisionCenter here, it's just cheaper than anythin' else. Fuck America's Worst