General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Hidden Blaze]

I am honestly shocked the town Dak lives in even has internet tbh.

 

[Dakstang]

Internet but no cell service.

 

[Hoss]

Meth heads need internet too

 

[Dakstang]

Our internet once when out and the reason found was someone had shot a piece of the equipment with a shotgun. So Zapp isn't far off.

 

[Death By Looch]

It's how they sell it

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Of course y'all don't got Cell Service all them 4 and 5gs gonna steal your brain waves or something.

 

[Dakstang]

Too many mountains in W.V. Not enough cell towers.

 

[Dakstang]

Can't put up one in the middle of the state and it cover the whole state like flatland Texas.

 

[Death By Looch]

Our internet once when out and the reason found was someone had shot a piece of the equipment with a shotgun. So Zapp isn't far off.

That's pretty much the most American way the internet can go out

 

[Dakstang]

I imagine it was a jealous husband or wife who found out there wife was talking to a friend on the internet or something.

 

[Death By Looch]

Feasible

 

[Dakstang]

"You been talkin to Lurlene and dinner ain't ready? I'll show you!"

 

[CakeWalker]

Lurlene sounds like a Spreadable Butter

 

[Death By Looch]

Oh she's spreadable alright

 

[Hidden Blaze]

That's pretty much the most American way the internet can go out

Only thing that would make it more American if Beer was some how involed , and maybe a bald eagle as fireworks went off.