General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[O-Blaze]

If it doesn’t end with “and he never tried to steal my picnic basket again.” I don’t know if it’s worth it

 

[Dakstang]

Speaking of guns, I need to get me a handgun.

 

[O-Blaze]

But sure

 

[Dakstang]

I'm thinking a Glock 23

 

[Deezy]

I got stranded in a reserve because I went to one of my best friends wedding, and I had no ride, so I tried hitchhiking and walked the whole way home.....I got past a second town and a bear was crossing the road, and it stood up on its haunches, and I punched it hard as I could and ran back to town I just ;eft

 

[King me daddio]

pussy

 

[Swamps]

My wife has my Glock 42. I bought it for her when we did our buy back. My father in law has My old .45 too.

 

[Deezy]

handguns kill ,ore spouses than it does intruders

 

[O-Blaze]

I got stranded in a reserve because I went to one of my best friends wedding, and I had no ride, so I tried hitchhiking and walked the whole way home.....I got past a second town and a bear was crossing the road, and it stood up on its haunches, and I punched it hard as I could and ran back to town I just ;eft

why this sound like a movie

 

[Deezy]

why this sound like a movie

Because it's so stuid it can't be true

 

[O-Blaze]

Butters, what rating this Deezy movie get on rotten tomatoes

 

[King me daddio]

74

 

[O-Blaze]

Well, fuck. I’m not watching that shit

 

[Swamps]

handguns kill ,ore spouses than it does intruders

meh, if she kills me. I had a good run. Just hope she makes it look like an accident so my kids can collect the life insurance policies on me

 

[Deezy]

Well, fuck. I’m not watching that shit