"If you are suddenly alone on a deserted island with Scarlett Johansson and Alexandra Daddario, what do you do?Relax, build a fire and wait to be rescued. I have two massive factors working in my favour. Firstly, if only I were to suddenly disappear, it probably wouldn’t get much serious attention, at least not enough for a global manhunt, but if two Hollywood megastars were to disappear, people would definitely be looking for them. My chances of being found are exponentially higher with those two than without them. Secondly, if it looks like the rescuers are having trouble, I will simply ask Scarlett and Alexandra to sit down and have a long chat with me, at which point my wife’s built in radar detector for when I’m speaking to (other) beautiful women will ping, and she will instantly know exactly where I am."