General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Butters]

yeah i saw a bunch of the, "if you didn't vote for trump dont bother with me. I already have a pussy i don't need another one"

 

[Butters]

I still just swipe right on everyone tho, I wish I'd match with one of those one day but I assume my profile saying I'm vaccinated scares them away

aren't you scared you'll match with like your cousin or some ugly friend you have and then start a whole thing?

 

[Dakstang]

I match with people sometimes. But I never know what to say so it just ends awkwardly. I have no game.

 

[Comrade Khan]

I'll never understand dumbfucks choosing to live in an alternate reality but here we are i g

 

[Butters]

just say, "sup bitch?"

 

[Swamps]

Swamps, did I tell you I work with a racist?

If you still work at the DMV, then it wouldn't shock me

 

[Chris]

aren't you scared you'll match with like your cousin or some ugly friend you have and then start a whole thing?

Yeah I matched with a friend recently that was pretty fucking awkward lol but no family is anywhere near me and I try and make sure it's not a coworker or some shit but sometimes I just swipe too fast

 

[Dakstang]

I mean we send about 5 messages back and forth but then it's just like, "What now?"

 

[Butters]

most of the time i just get girls trying to get me to add their socials for extra followers.

 

[Chris]

I mean we send about 5 messages back and forth but then it's just like, "What now?"

I stop replying randomly and a day later say "fuck I'm bad at checking this app, you wanna just text or snapchat?" Works like 95% of the time

 

[Butters]

plus where i live, nobody uses dating apps. i'm surprised they do where you live dak.

 

[Dakstang]

Seems like they want me to be responsible for keeping the conversation going. Bitch, you can ask questions too.

 

[Swamps]

just say, "sup bitch?"

Or "Yo Jugz"

 

[Chris]

Also yeah small town Bumble was so much different anyway, the swipe on everyone strategy isn't as good here lol

 

[Dakstang]

I am way too picky too I guess.