General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Zany Clowny]

i had to play runescape for 2-3 years because my grandpa shot a guy or something, life debt shit

 

[Kiffy Lube]

That can't be real

 

[Zany Clowny]

who would ever believe me? you know how many Yew logs I've had in my as-inventory?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

At least 6

 

[Zany Clowny]

sometime in 2008 or so i was lighting fires at the general exchange to get my fifth cape and realized i needed to get laid

 

[Zany Clowny]

lit a fire under my own ass and stopped doing chores for digital dad

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Fifth cape? One cape is too many if you wanna get laid

 

[Zany Clowny]

i shot my PC in the woods and switched internet providers

 

[Zany Clowny]

if the hoes knew...

 

[Kiffy Lube]

You could have sold the PC

 

[Zany Clowny]

i nutted in the disc tray, wouldn't be right

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Laugh later

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Word of Warcraft man, about 25 minutes of trollin' before friends threw me off their accounts

 

[Zany Clowny]

i was too ghetto to play that seven disc subscription based shit but i wanted to lol

 

[Zany Clowny]

what was the one before that, everquest or something