General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Deezy]

tl;dr - it's okay to dodge tax if you're already rich

I just pay people for that

 

[Moon Bird]

I took multiple classes about it in college but no not really

that's like me with any subject I took at college lol. I remember none of it now.

 

[Chris]

Yeah but I'm an accountant so it's a bad look lol

 

[Chris]

But hey if you have a car or RV dealership and need someone to specialize in accounting there, I'm your guy

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Chris has this incredible rip-off, I mean deal for you

 

[Deezy]

Note to self "never hire @Chris"

 

[CakeWalker]

thoughts? I'm no Booty, 4th or Looch.

 

[Chris]

Note to self "never hire @Chris"

I'm useless outside of America anyway we have different accounting standards just like how we don't use the metric system. Rest of the world operates on different shit

 

[Chris]

There's the general accounting principles that everyone uses to use and there's the international principles that everyone but America has switched to

 

[Chris]

We were supposed to switch like 3 decades ago and just no sold it

 

[Hidden Blaze]

America, doing shit it’s own way since 1776

 

[Deezy]

I'm useless outside of America anyway we have different accounting standards just like how we don't use the metric system. Rest of the world operates on different shit

smarter shit

 

[Chris]

smarter shit

It's improved yeah

 

[Chris]

Mostly just stuff like how assets are valued and shit without as many loopholes

 

[Moon Bird]

If I reinvest all of my profit into stocks and bonds, effectively making the bottom line $0, do I have to pay any tax?