General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Marty McFourth]

He doesn't wear pants while typing, doesn't he

What are pants?

 

[Death By Looch]

What are pants?

Fair enough

 

[Marty McFourth]

Thanks, I'm not that great at it admittedly lol

I think you're pretty good mate. I always enjoy your writing style.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

I love this little joke I put on at the end of the Weapons discussion

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

"Weapons have this odd balance with regards to what type of damage they deal; I’m not gonna lie, it’s both pretty intuitive and back-breakingly obvious. For example swords will deal more spiritual damage on average than most other weapons, clubs & maces deal minimal to no spiritual damage since they are strictly blunt weapons without any magical properties, and pitchforks are so broken that if put on Kazuo or Taro they become the fucking Doom Slayer. [Insert DOOM Meme]"

 

[Death By Looch]

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Seriously

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Statistically, Pitchforks do 179 Physical Damage and 120 Spiritual Damage, that's higher than any other weapon in the entire game by a ton. The next closest is the Silver Sword with 132/65.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

It's only because they're found late game which is why it isn't much of an issue.

 

[Death By Looch]

More like Bitchforks

 

[Death By Looch]

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

The pitchforks are as strong as the bitch slap from Alone in the Dark

 

[Marty McFourth]

Yeah, I can definitely add stuff to that new document looks like

 

[Marty McFourth]

I'll not disturb the master though whilst he's at work

 

[Marty McFourth]

"Weapons have this odd balance with regards to what type of damage they deal; I’m not gonna lie, it’s both pretty intuitive and back-breakingly obvious. For example swords will deal more spiritual damage on average than most other weapons, clubs & maces deal minimal to no spiritual damage since they are strictly blunt weapons without any magical properties, and pitchforks are so broken that if put on Kazuo or Taro they become the fucking Doom Slayer. [Insert DOOM Meme]"

I popped IRL as I was reading it